Chapter 001 I want to break off the marriage
China, Qingniu Mountain.
Chen Xin'an knelt in front of the master, tears streaming down her face!
"Please, Master, don't let me come down the mountain! I want to stay on the mountain to honor you for a few more years! I'm only twenty-three, and I don't want to get married yet!"
The gray-haired Taoist held a wine gourd in his hand. He sat on a recliner with his legs crossed and took a leisurely sip of wine.
He scolded him: "You are a good man, but you are a fool to marry! Master has found you a wife who is as beautiful as a flower, so be beautiful!"
Chen Xin'an was angry, glared at the old man and cursed: "Damn old man! You also know that I am a good man, and you still want me to be your son-in-law?"
"I'm doing it for your own good too!" The old man sat up, patted Chen Xin'an on the shoulder, and said sincerely:
"The daughter of the Ning family is a pure yin girl who is one of a kind. She is a perfect match for a pure yang man like you! It took a lot of effort for my teacher to bring you together in this marriage. You must not..."
"How did I hear that you agreed to recruit a son-in-law from the Ning family after accepting twenty jars of puree wine from the Ning family?" Chen Xin'an looked sideways at the old man.
The old man looked embarrassed and yelled: "Ahem! What idiot said that?
Chen Xin'an, do you think Master sold you for twenty jars of wine?"
"Yes!" Chen Xin'an nodded without hesitation.
This old man will do anything just to drink, so what's the point of selling his apprentice!
The old man looked aggrieved: "Ahem! Boy, you have wronged my teacher! My teacher once gave you a fortune telling, then Ning Xiruo will be your good match in this life..."
Chen Xin'an yelled angrily: "You know how to tell shit! I won't be a door-to-door son-in-law! You should give up on this idea!"
Besides, I am a monk, how can I get married?"
The old man glanced at him and said, "You are a shitty monk! I, Yao Zhifeng, have been practicing Taoism for forty years, and the disciples I taught became monks. Are you insulting my IQ? Who gave you the ordination?"
Chen Xin'an rolled her eyes: "If you're not a monk, why did you shave my head since you were a child?"
The old man snorted: "I really want to give you a big wave perm, can I? How easy is this? It saves water, electricity and light bulbs. It will make you feel comfortable just looking at it!"
"Old ghost, there's no need to discuss this matter, right?"
Chen Xin'an stood up with a desperate posture. The old man seemed determined to drive him down the mountain!
The old man nodded: "I have bought the tickets for you! You will go down the mountain today and you can reach Dongshan City in two hours. Ning Xiruo will pick you up at the station in person!
You go and register tomorrow! Don’t even think about going back on your word. Let me remind you first that the Ning family may have been insiders in the incident where the cable car fell off the cliff eighteen years ago!"
Chen Xin'an, who originally wanted to go against the odds and run away as soon as he got off the mountain, was stunned for a moment after hearing these words, with an expression on his face as if he was constipated, and said feebly: "Okay, then I'll go down the mountain now!"
The old man was overjoyed. Now that he had figured this guy out, he could accept the twenty jars of Ningjia puree wine with peace of mind!
You must know that this is a top-quality product specially used for state banquets, and a bottle costs more than 5,000!
His stomach suddenly hurt, and the old man let out an ouch. Chen Xin'an grinned and said to him: "Old ghost, you asked me to be your son-in-law, and I'll treat you to the Black Bat Health Soup. Aren't you very filial?
Go to the toilet quickly and save yourself from soiling your pants! I’m leaving, and I’ll come back to see you again in the future!”
"Go away! Never come back again! You evildoer! You evildoer!" The old man shouted loudly as he ran. He got to the toilet and worked for a while, and finally he was relieved!
This kid was actually able to get black bat urine from the back mountain cliff that even goats couldn't climb up, and made it into poison and mixed it into the wine.
He also managed to hide it from Yao Zhifeng, the great medical immortal. Whether it was martial arts or medical skills, he had already surpassed his previous masters. It was indeed time to go down the mountain!
After all, the disciple he taught was better than his master. The old man's heart was full of pride and gratification.
When I touched the basket with toilet paper next to me, my face turned dark. The toilet paper inside was gone and replaced by a handful of sawgrass!
"Chen Xin'an!"
Angry roars resounded throughout Qingniu Mountain!
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When Chen Xin'an was seven years old, his parents took him to Qingniu Mountain to play. An accident occurred on the cable car. He fell from a height of 100 meters in the air. His parents died on the spot.
However, he hung on a tree because of his light body. He was rescued by his master and lived in the mountains for sixteen years.
I don’t know if it’s a sequelae of the accident, but Chen Xin’an doesn’t have many memories before she was seven years old.
Therefore, he is very unfamiliar with the city where he was born.
But the old man was right. Sure enough, someone came to pick him up at the train station.
At the exit of the station, he saw a fat young girl holding up a sign with his name on it. She was Ning Xiruo?
The old ghost has a pretty good eye. This woman with a big butt is likely to have a child at the first sight!
"Are you Chen Xin'an?" When she saw a young man walking up to her, pointing at the sign and then at herself, the fat girl's jaw almost dropped!
Isn't this guy too rustic?
He has a big bald head on his head, wearing sportswear bought from someone’s rural market, and a pair of white sneakers. You can’t find the old style ones in Dongshan!
Seeing that the other party was sizing him up, Chen Xin'an smiled and said: "If the old man had said earlier that you look like this, I wouldn't have punished him!
But don't be anxious, marriage is a big event anyway, I think we should get along for a few days first and see, what do you think, Ning Xiruo?"
Did Mr. Ning just find such a man?
There are countless people pursuing her. If you choose anyone with your eyes closed, you are better than this guy, right?
According to this kid, you are still reluctant to marry Mr. Ning? Where do you get your confidence?
The fat girl's face turned dark and she said angrily: "I am Mr. Ning's secretary Xiao Zhou, how could she come to a place like this! She is waiting for you in the parking lot, come with me!"
It took a long time, no! Chen Xin'an felt a little pity. I wonder if Ning Xiruo has a better figure than this girl?
He has never seen many women since he was a child, and no one taught him about men and women. The ways to understand women are really limited.
When he was young, his master said that he would find a woman with a big butt and easy fertility to be his wife. This was his standard for evaluating women.
In the parking lot of Dongshan Railway Station, the door of a red Lexus opened.
A woman in a rose-red dress walked out of it, with dark eyebrows and icy skin. She glanced in the direction of the exit with a pair of bright autumn eyes.
At this moment, it seemed that the whole world was eclipsed, and the eyes of everyone nearby were attracted by this woman in a red dress!
"Then...is it Ning Xiruo? Oh my god, she is really my goddess!"
"What is your goddess? That is the goddess of all our men in Dongshan!"
"Ning Xiruo, I love you! Oh my god, she is so perfect! This is the first time I have seen her so close! I want to go over and get her autograph!"
But before the man walked in front of the goddess and opened his mouth, a young man wearing a designer suit walked over next to him.
He slapped him in the face, kicked him again, and cursed: "What the hell do you want to do? Get out!"
After receiving a slap and a kick for no apparent reason, the man still wanted to get angry.
But as soon as he saw the young man's face, he immediately lowered his head by half, covered his face and bowed to the young man to apologize: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lin! I will disappear right now!"
Almost everyone in Dongshan City knows that Master Lin is pursuing Ning Xiruo!
He also has this kind of strength. He is rich at a young age and worth more than a billion. Who dares to compete with him?
"What are you doing here!" Ning Xiruo frowned,
She has no good impression of Lin Shuai. She is arrogant, rude, and of extremely poor character. She is like an annoying fly that follows him wherever he goes.
Lin Shuai smiled and said: "Xi Ruo, I heard that you came to the train station to pick me up in person. Let me see what kind of person you are that can have such a big reputation!"
It's none of your business!
Just as Ning Xiruo was about to drive him away, the secretary came back and said to her: "Mr. Ning, we've got him!"
Just him?
I, Ning Xi, want to marry such a country bumpkin?
When Ning Xiruo looked at Chen Xin'an, her expression was like seeing a puddle of cow dung, and she was indescribable.
But before she could speak, the puddle of cow dung screamed with disgust:
Chapter completed!