Chapter 1272 Although I am not a human being, you are a real dog!
“Isn’t it suitable for strenuous exercise after a meal?”
Regarding this statement, Ye Fan instantly understood the meaning and suppressed the smile in his heart, "Xiao Xi, did you start to lose your can when Luo Yumeng and Su Ke say that today?"
"What a broken jar? I don't understand."
"It's not interesting, either."
Ye Fan held Ning Xi's face and said word by word: "The words just now only mean one thing. Although we are already married, it does not mean that we cannot be impure. In the future..."
Speaking of this, the smile on his face became stronger, "Can we be more pure in the future?"
Ning Xi's face turned red and she retorted in a low voice: "It's obvious that my brother is thinking about doing bad things all day long, but now he still wants the evil people to complain first. You, you... are really hateful!"
"I don't agree with this."
Ye Fan raised his hands, not to mention how innocent he was, "Xiao Xi, we have to speak with our conscience. I have no other idea of bringing you to the bedroom, at least not what you think."
"nonsense!"
Ning Xi blushed and pointed to the locked door, contending, "If my brother doesn't want to do bad things, will he drag me upstairs just after dinner?"
"Also, you locked the door as soon as you came in just now. Do you think Xiao Xi is stupid in such an obvious behavior?"
Ye Fan was so happy, "That's right, after dinner, I pulled you upstairs, and the door was locked, but who told you that you must be intimate when you go upstairs and lock the door?"
"But……"
Ning Xi was speechless.
"cough--"
Noting Ning Xi's increasingly resentful little eyes, Ye Fan couldn't help but cough and did not keep it in hiding. He turned around and came to the shelf in the corner, picked up something wrapped in a black plastic bag from it and returned to the bedside.
Ning Xi couldn't help but look at what was in Ye Fan's hand, with a little curiosity in his tone, "What's inside?"
"nice one."
Ye Fan smiled and stuffed the thing into Ning Xi's hand, "Open it and take a look?"
Ning Xi opened the black plastic bag on the outer layer half-believingly, and when she saw what was inside, her expression instantly became extremely exciting.
Pregnancy test stick?
That's right, it's a pregnancy test stick!
"What does this mean?"
Upon hearing this, Ye Fan held his forehead and said something involuntarily in his mind.
Three years of stupid pregnancy!
How smart is this little thing in normal times, why can’t my mind turn around now?
What else can I mean when I take out the pregnancy test stick?
Ning Xi noticed Ye Fan's gradually strange eyes and blinked in confusion, "What are your brother doing when he looks at Xiaoxi like this? I ask you what does it mean to get a pregnancy test stick?"
Ye Fan smiled bitterly and sat down beside the bed, "Miss Ning, you are a girl. What is the pregnancy test stick for? Can I use it to popularize it for you?"
"ah?"
A deep sense of confusion appeared in Ning Xi's expression, "But...are we not pregnant now? It seems that it's meaningless to test it or not!"
"Who said that?"
"What the doctor said."
"The doctor is right, but who doesn't stipulate that we cannot solve the rejection of cell memory characteristics by ourselves, right?"
"Um?"
Ye Fan smiled mysteriously and leaned against Ning Xi's ears and his thin lips moved slightly.
Ning Xi widened her eyes, "100% pregnant?"
"That's right!"
Ye Fan nodded with a smile to confirm.
"Isn't it right?"
Ning Xi's eyes were full of doubts, "Since the advanced fruit has such a role, then my brother shouldn't have reacted after he learned that I had eaten the advanced fruit."
In an instant, Ye Fan's back tightened.
How did you forget this?
Now, no one can argue!
Ning Xi's eyes were burning, and his tone was questioning, "In other words, my brother pretended that morning? Even the matter of deliberately eating advanced fruits was arranged by my brother?"
"Ahem—"
Ye Fan smiled and said, "Xiao Xi, can't we trust more between people? All this is really an accident, I swear!"
"Oh--"
Ning Xi sneered, "I already know the answer from my brother's reaction now. My brother has such six acting skills, why not compete for the Oscars?"
"Actually... I've thought about this too."
Ye Fan scratched his head, "It's just that the Oscar trophy is too ugly. I'm not very interested, so I gave up on this idea after thinking about it."
"After all, I have such a strong talent. If I participate in the Oscar competition, I can directly lock the trophy in advance. This is too cruel for those who are fighting for this award. You also know that my biggest advantage is my kindness."
Ning Xi stared at Ye Fan in a daze, and after a while, he said something, "Do you want shame?"
"don't want."
Ye Fan answered very seriously, "Face is born to be thrown away, so..."
"Shut up!"
Ning Xi was so angry that she picked up the pregnancy test stick and took a deep breath, "That is to say, am I pregnant now?"
Ye Fan laughed apologized, "It's the case in theory, but the result is still waiting for verification."
Ning Xi snorted coldly, "Go out!"
"Affect the order."
Ye Fan hurriedly ran towards the door.
After the door closed again, Ning Xi's expression changed subtly.
A brief summary, wanting to cry and laugh!
She was a little puzzled at first. Recently, Ye Fan seemed to have changed his sex life. He no longer had the madness he had before, but instead respected her like a guest.
Now I finally know the reason...
Bad guy!
A bad guy with a black heart!
Time passes by minute by minute.
Ye Fan walked around outside the door. For him, the past few minutes were like a year.
"Click—"
The moment the door opened, Ye Fan's figure flashed and he came to the door in an instant, staring at Ning Xi with anticipation, holding her shoulders with both hands, "What's the result?"
Ning Xi looked stern, "Lie, who told you that he was 100% pregnant?"
"ah?"
Hearing this, Ye Fan didn't understand what it meant. He was disappointed and pulled Ning Xi into the bedroom to the computer desk, and said angrily: "Bastard, come out for me!"
"Who are you scolding?"
The computer screen lit up, Lan Ying's figure appeared, and she cursed back angrily, "You are the bastard. If you dare to scold me again, do you believe it or not, I will beat you up?"
"Come on, come on, if you have the ability, come out."
Ye Fan was furious, "Look at how capable you are? I don't know how much you deserve? I beat me up. If you dare to come out of the Internet, I will definitely teach you how to be a human being!"
Lan Ying gritted her teeth and said, "If you have the ability, come in and I will kill you!"
The two of them were facing each other, which made Ning Xi laugh out loud.
Lan Ying looked at Ning Xi with aggrieved look on her face, "The hostess is here to judge. I have worked hard to help Ye Fan. It would be fine if he doesn't appreciate me. What does it mean to scold people when he comes up?"
Ye Fan tugged at the corner of his mouth, "Are you a human?"
Chapter completed!