Chapter 2 Green Hat Guan Gong(1/2)
Looking at the lively live broadcast room and the constantly scrolling barrage, Zhang Jian felt that the live broadcast was so interesting for the first time.
"100% identification, a 100,000 fine for failure, is this true?!"
"It's just a fake one at first glance. It's just a gimmick. If someone believes me, I'll eat my daddy live!"
"You have eaten and drunk again?"
Some people who just arrived began to output frantically, and there were always some people who were trying to eat when there were too many people.
"Ding Ding Ding!"
A burst of continuous microphone sounds came, and it was obvious that someone came to Zhang Jian to appraise the treasure again.
Zhang Jian calculated that the fastest time for treasure appraisal was ten minutes, which means ten times were about two hours. Now it was noon and it should be done until night.
Wang Wei, he always felt that his wife was very nice to him these days, and he often gave him jade, and even asked him to eat leeks every day. By chance, he saw Zhang Jian's live broadcast room. After watching for a while, he found it was very interesting, and then he decided to use the jade his wife gave to identify it.
"Hello friend!"
Zhang Jian looked at the fat man opposite him and said with a smile.
"Hello anchor, can you help me see this item? This was given to me by my wife, saying that I can bless me and I am a Guan Gong."
The man said, and he took out a small Guan Yu from his pocket, but Guan Yu was white all over, but the hat was green.
"puff!"
Zhang Jian sprayed it out without finishing a sip of tea.
“23333”
“10086”
There are also numbers of ridiculous jokes on the barrage.
"Wow, I'm afraid you, Guan Yu, have you been green?"
"Brother, is this still useful? Go home and find a wife!"
"Ah! Is this the breath of the green grassland coming to my face?"
"Ah, this is the only hat is green, this is the bamboo shoot!"
Zhang Jian held back his smile, we are professional, we can’t laugh!
"My treasure, promise me that I must go back and see my wife."
Zhang Jian said seriously, and at the same time he held the fan tightly again.
The uncle was also a little embarrassed. After all, the family scandal should not be made public. If he hadn't been curious, he would never have taken it out.
"Anchor, please help me see it. I don't understand this very well."
"I saw it!"
Zhang Jian nodded, "What a good guy, who would dare to ask for this if he understands it."
Zhang Jian guessed that he probably thought that Guan Yu had just taken it anywhere, but he didn't know the meaning.
"Come to Baoyou, our second master is raised high, that's right."
Zhang Jian began to look at it seriously, and when he saw Guan Yu's eyes, he took a breath.
"Hiss! Mom! You guys are not excited!"
“?????”
There was a question mark in the live broadcast room.
Why don’t you even get it?
I am Da Xigua: "Anchor, at most, this is green. Why can't I even take it?"
I am a scumbag: "Yes, you are quite interesting as an anchor, you were shocked."
I am Dashuaibi: "Anchor, please start your performance!"
At this time, the popularity began to rise wildly, and soon reached a height of 70,000. The popularity of the crazy increase naturally attracted the attention of some winged fish management.
"Why is this popularity so fast? Is it a way to get the popularity?"
Zhou Yu looked at Zhang Jian’s live broadcast room and clicked directly in.
Zhou Yu, deputy manager of the Wingfish Live Antiques column.
"My slap, Guan Gong, no wonder this is so popular, but this big brother is really miserable..."
As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, Zhou Yu smiled.
"Don't worry, let's look here!"
Zhang Jian pointed at the second master's eyes.
I am a little fairy: "No problem?"
Da Xigua: "Yes, I think Guan Yu didn't open his eyes?"
I am Dashuai Bi: "Don't be surprised when the anchor is there. I'm using the bathroom. I finally pulled it out and went back!"
"There is a picture in front of you!"
Zhang Jian looked at the barrage and smiled: "Look at this, uncle, let's take a look, that is, look from bottom to top."
The uncle hurriedly did as he heard this.
After the test was completed, everyone saw the "true face" of the second master clearly
"Damn it, Uncle Mom is not so excited!"
I saw that Guan Yu's eyes were actually slightly narrowed, and if he didn't see this, he wouldn't have seen it.
"Awesome, awesome, you can see this, the anchor is absolutely keen eyes!"
A barrage floated by in the live broadcast room, and even Zhou Yu couldn't help but post one (1)
"Kun Guan opens his eyes, someone wants to harm you, my friend!"
Zhang Jian opened his mouth.
After he said that, the uncle was obviously panicked. He took it for so long, but he really didn't realize that Guan Yu looked sideways and looked open.
"Can Guan Gong actually keep his eyes closed? We've read it wrong!"
The uncle was a little depressed.
"Look at our second brother's eyes carefully. There is a small black dot in those two eyes. Can't this prove anything?"
"What?" The uncle was even more confused.
"This is an eyeball!"
"Ah this..."
The uncle was stunned.
"Guan Gong will die when he opens his eyes, but you put this thing on his chest. You are a cruel person!"
Zhang Jian shook his head.
“Is there anything wrong with this?”
The uncle was even more confused. He was just an ordinary citizen, but he didn't know so much.
"You have heard that you can't tattoo your second brother, right?"
The uncle nodded, and even the live broadcast room became quieter.
"Even if Guan Gong is tattooed, he can only tattoo his back, and he doesn't dare to open his eyes if he is not strong."
"And you guys, you just put Guan Yu on your chest, and the guy is still keeping his eyes open. You are looking for bad luck!"
"Guan Gong's back is streaked, that's you carrying Guan Yu. If you have streaked chest, it's Guan Yu carrying you. You're streaked directly. People are hanging them around their necks and in front of their chests. Finally, they open their eyes. You, Guan Yu, probably haven't been in hand for a long time? At most, no more than an hour?"
Zhang Jian said, cold sweat broke out on the uncle's forehead, and he picked up Yu Guan Yu and threw it away.
"You can't lose it. If you lose it, it's over!"
Zhang Jian hurriedly called out, and the uncle stopped.
Only then did the water lovers in the live broadcast room react.
"Fuck, I said my brother had a tattoo of Guan Yu who had opened his eyes and had a tattoo yesterday, and he was covered in a banner at night!"
"This is not a folk story, it's not that the anchor cannot support the people's education!"
"Anchor, you must be bragging!"
The barrage began to float by, and on the other side, Guan Gong seemed to really feel danger, and the chandelier above the uncle's head began to shake.
A gecko crawled over and the chandelier that was not strong was knocked off.
"Run, uncle!"
"Be careful on your head!"
To be continued...