Today I was eating hot pot. Brazilians had never eaten this thing. At first, the bottom of the pot came up, and he thought it was some kind of mushroom soup. Before the waiter could ignite the fire, he picked it up under everyone's surprise eyes and took a big sip, and then muttered in Portuguese.

"What was he talking about?" Everyone was curious.

"He said the soup was cold," said Gao, rich and handsome translator.

Everyone burst into laughter.

But before the joke was finished, the waiter brought the mutton slices up later. Jill thought it was a sausage of mutton, so he tried hard to pick up a large piece with chopsticks, dipped it in seafood sauce and ate it in.

After chewing in his mouth for a long time, he frowned and muttered again.

Before everyone could ask this time, the rich and handsome guy took the initiative to translate, "He said it didn't seem very delicious!"

Everyone laughed again.

(The above content is not fabricated by the author, but is a real story, but it really happens to Evergrande's foreign aid Alan)

When the rich and handsome guy taught Jill how to eat hot pot, he imitated everyone and then dipped the mutton into his mouth, and was immediately impressed by the deliciousness. His black face was full of excitement, and he stretched out his thumb and praised: "It's so delicious!"

After a while, a few large plates of mutton and fat cows were wiped out by this big man like a black iron tower.

At this time, he still expressed his feelings that it would be better if it could be more spicy, and his taste was strong.

The rich and handsome guy was about to instruct the waiter to make some spicy dipping sauce for him, but the man with kidney deficiency frowns and stops him, and then said to the waiter, "Go and get him a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, you need the perverted spicy one!"

Everyone took a breath of air conditioning and said to himself, "Your conscience is very bad for a man with kidney deficiency!"

Only the confused and ignorant Jill was still waiting with anticipation.

After a while, a bottle of Lao Ganma was placed in front of Jill.

Jill stared suspiciously at the old lady's avatar on the wrinkles on Lao Ganma's face for a while, unscrewed the lid, smelled it, but looked up and found that everyone on the table was not eating. They were all staring at him, with expectations in their eyes, but seemed to be a little sympathetic.

It seems that I am about to be teased again!

However, as a straightforward man, Jill still dug a big spoon.

Seeing this, the rich and handsome man was shocked. There were so many things that he could not make any mistakes! Just as he was about to stop him, Jill had already stuffed all into his mouth.

“oh my god”

Jill, who always speaks Portuguese, actually spoke a sentence of English, and then in the surprised eyes of everyone, he spoke a lot of Portuguese that no one could understand.

The rich and handsome guy could understand it, but he seemed a little unbelievable. He explained something to Jill, and then Jill said a lot with excitement on his face.

"He said, this is simply amazing! It is the devil's food, which completely changed his perception of food. This stimulating smell hit his taste buds and made him experience unprecedented pleasure! He also asked me who the old lady with an upset face on the bottle was? I told him that he was the founder of Lao Ganma, and he said that this woman was an angel! She was there silently staring at you, watching you eat, watching you get hot, and watching you sweat, my God, my tears are almost flowing out, this is the taste of happiness!"

Everyone was stunned. Except for Jill who was yelling excitedly, there was nothing else in the room. With a "click", no one's chopsticks were so shocked that they couldn't hold them firmly and fell into the pot.

I have heard of foreigners who like to eat Lao Ganma before, but I didn’t expect it to be true.

It is said that Lao Ganma, who costs a few dollars, has been sold abroad for about 10 US dollars, equivalent to 60 RMB!

To evaluate foreign netizens, this is a bottle of "a chili sauce that makes people die of intoxication". It is said that many foreigners used to apply butter to their bread, but since they tasted Lao Gan Ma, they would put Lao Gan Ma with Lao Gan Ma, no matter what they eat! They even developed dark dishes such as French fries with Lao Gan Ma, pasta with Lao Gan Ma, Lao Gan Ma egg tart, Lao Gan Ma pizza and other dark dishes.

For foreigners, Lao Ganma is like a kid, and she can't stop once she tastes it.

And you will never imagine that the one who has the strongest feelings for Lao Ganma is actually a prisoner. Marlboro and D-Part were once the general currency of prisons, but who would have thought that now it has become the world of Lao Ganma. This is the prisoners' own Bretton Woods system, and the transaction code is called "GanMa Bless America" ​​(Godmother bless the United States). In the American prison system, Lao Ganma has become an item of gold equivalent, a symbol of power and power. Here, there is nothing that a bottle of godmother cannot solve. If there is, then two bottles!

The sauce made of chili oil and peanuts captured countless murderers and violent men's tongues and taste buds. How many people were willing to beat Lao Gan Ma to death for a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, and how many people betrayed their bodies to get a few bites of Lao Gan Ma. Some people risked their lives to get two bottles of God Ma, and were afraid of being stolen. They finished eating it in a meal. From then on, autumn came, and the chrysanthemums were blooming...

The chrysanthemums are in lingering, and the butts are full of wounds. You look so confused!

As a result, Yingyun became famous for another major domestic artifact - Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Cream.

"As long as you have Lao Ganma, no one dares to mess with you. You can eat it any way, it doesn't matter, if something happens, we will have Ma Yinglong!"

(Note: Foreign players love to eat Lao Ganma is also a real story. The prototype of the character is the former foreign player Xisai of Luneng team.)

Seeing Jier holding Lao Ganma, he couldn't put down his mouth and used mutton to dip it in big food. The tall, rich and handsome man said to the waiter: "Give me two more bottles of it, the spicy one."

Gao Yuan added on the side: "Please go to the pharmacy opposite to buy a Ma Yinglong, I guess someone will use it."

Everyone laughed.

This big drink made the sky dark and the earth dark. When Gao Yuan woke up the next day, he forgot how he returned to the club dormitory last night.

I was so dizzy that I still felt so uncomfortable after drinking a few large glasses of water.

I've drunk myself and the stingy guys probably won't be much better, not to mention that they still have to train today. Lao Luo wouldn't let them go just because they drank too much yesterday.

Gao Yuan couldn't help but feel funny when he thought of them being punished by hangover and being punished to run 10,000 meters.

Alas, wait, Lao Luo seemed to have drunk a lot yesterday. The old man wouldn’t be unable to get up today, so the training has been cancelled!

Gao Yuan endured his headache and nausea, went to the cafeteria to get some food, and took the buns to the grove to feed the kitten as usual.

However, the kitten still did not appear. Since he followed the team to "fight south and north" and ended the devil's schedule, the kitten has never appeared again.

Gao Yuan would come here to check it out every day, but when he saw that the food he had put before was not eaten, he felt a little lost.

The kitten may have left. It is still so small, can it take good care of itself?

Gao Yuan was stunned and suddenly a cold voice sounded behind him.

"Stop looking for cats, no longer here, no pets can be kept in the club base."

Gao Yuan turned around and saw Yan Ruyu appearing behind him at some point.

"You! What's wrong with your kitten?"

Yan Ruyu's usually cold and fierce look suddenly appeared in Gao Yuan's mind. How would such a vicious woman treat the poor stray kitten? Should she drive it away directly? Or should she be poisoned to death with drugs? Or would she just use a squid to make her bloody and bloody? Or would she use her high heels to stomp the kitten's eyeballs like a perverted cat abuser on the Internet, using her high heels to stomp the kitten's eyeballs?

"What are you thinking?" Yan Ruyu felt a little angry as if she had seen through Gao Yuan's thoughts.

"I have adopted that kitten." Yan Ruyu continued, but for some reason, her face turned red and she explained more, "I just happened to want to raise a cat recently, so...

It seemed that he realized that he had talked too much, Yan Ruyu stopped talking before he finished speaking.

He changed his words: "The alcohol on you is so smelly and disgusting!"

After saying that, he ran away with his nose pinched.

Until Yan Ruyu ran away, Gao Yuan was still confused. How could a woman like Yan Ruyu raise a cat? And if she didn't raise a puppet, the imported cats of Ying Short adopted a Chinese pastoral stray cat? No matter how she thought about it, it didn't seem to fit her personality!

I couldn't think of why, I had some headaches, and I really drank too much last night.

Gao Yuan went back to the dormitory to take a shower, then slept again, and finally got rid of the pain of the hangover, and went to the library to continue studying hard.

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