Chapter 6 Reality is very skinny
After leaving the Taishan Football Training Base, Gao Yuan did not take the bus again.
On the one hand, I was really afraid of being squeezed. I was already squeezed out of dust just now. If I were squeezed again, my pants would probably have to be squeezed out.
On the other hand, he couldn't bear to spend 2 yuan on the bus for a 3-kilometer road. After all, he couldn't go to a professional club and couldn't count on a high salary for the time being. He had to spend a penny in half.
The 3-kilometer road is not far away, nor is it near. I wipe my sweat while walking high and far away. The sun was very poisonous in the afternoon, making him sweat profusely.
When Gao Yuan walked on the road, he understood that when Li Daquan told him the address before, he said "Taishan Football Training Base" first, not just a simple nonsense, but a landmark building.
If I didn’t mention this first, in this sparsely populated suburb, I might not be able to find where the Volkswagen Football Stadium is.
I searched and asked all the way, and finally found a broken stadium.
This small stadium looks like it has experienced vicissitudes. The low and mottled stands on the side and the cinder track that was built in unknown periods prove that the stadium has been weathered.
When I got closer and looked, it was even more shocking.
The stadium is as bumpy as the surface of the moon. The turf is also distributed extremely unevenly. In some places, weeds grow wildly, while in some places it looks like a desert.
The yellow sand and weeds are shining, and a gust of wind blows through the dust. This scene can be directly remake the movie "New Dragon Inn"!
At this time, there was a group of "World Stars United" players playing on the court.
The reason they are called World Star United is because their uniforms are diverse, including European football team uniforms, Barcelona, Bayern, Real Madrid, and Juventus; South American football teams, River Plate, Boca, Palmeiras, and those wearing national team uniforms, Germany, France, Italy, Brazil, and Argentina...
You don’t have to look at the numbers above their heads, and you can tell that they are a bunch of people playing wild football based on their tall figure.
The central defender is as fat as a ball, the center forward is as thin as a sling, and the goalkeeper is less than 1.75 meters tall. The midfielder looks pretty good, but looking at his pale face with dark circles like the two pandas, you don’t need to guess that you must have done nothing good when you skewers and drinks last night.
Gao Yuan looked around and couldn't find where the players in Quancheng were on Saturday. He was a little doubtful whether this venue was the legendary Volkswagen Football Stadium.
So he walked to a middle-aged man with a big belly smoking on the sidelines and asked politely, "Is this a Volkswagen Football Stadium?"
This man's hairstyle is a bit like the turf of this court, and it is a bit "not long in the center".
He seemed not to hear Gao Yuan's inquiry, staring at the players playing football on the field, and the cigarettes and fires in his mouth disappeared from time to time.
Gao Yuan stood there a little embarrassedly. This was the second time today that he was ignored like a lonely ghost. However, before, one was a beautiful woman with a sweet car, but this one was a big belly bald man.
Gao Yuan was so angry that he still held back his anger and raised his voice again and asked, "Do you know where the Quancheng Saturday Football Club is?"
This voice was shouting with anger, and the voice was a little louder, which actually overshadowed the hustle and bustle on the court. The people who played wild ball stopped at the same time and turned their eyes to Gao Yuan on the sidelines.
The middle-aged man seemed to be interested by this question, glanced at him sideways and replied, "This is the Volkswagen Football Stadium, we are the Quancheng Saturday Team, who are you? What are you doing?"
Damn! This is Quancheng Saturday! God! God! Buddha! Don’t play me like this! Didn’t you say that I will save Chinese football? At least you let me go to a professional team first!
Starting so badly, how can I play in the future! This is not hard mode, this is simply hell mode!
Ideals are full, but reality is too skinny.
Gao Yuan is going crazy!
There is a classic line in the movie "Forrest Gump": "Life was like a box of tes, you never know what yet" (Life was like a box of chocolate, you never know what the next one tastes). But today's experience should be said for Gao Yuan: Life is like a diving roller coaster, you never know whether there is a trough or a deeper trough!
It took a lot of effort to calm yourself down. There is no way, since you come, you will be at peace! It is said that "Life is like a strong man. Since you are powerless to resist, then enjoy it silently!"
Since God wants to play with himself, then have fun with him! Gao Yuan doesn’t believe it and has fallen to the bottom. Can it be even worse?
Gao Yuan looked around and saw everyone on the court and the big-bellied bald man beside him looking at him for no reason.
I don’t know if it was my almost crazy look that attracted them, but everyone looked at me with a caring and mentally retarded look.
At this time, Gao Yuan realized that the person next to him had the coach attributes on the head of the Mediterranean hairstyle.
However, his ability value is very low. Whether it is offensive training, defensive training, or work investment, personnel management, tactical discipline and other items, the value is either 2 or 3, while the lowest one is affinity, which is only 1!
"Okay, this time I met another difficult master!" Gao Yuan cursed in his heart.
Since you are a coach, you are your future boss. No matter how good your leader is, respecting your leader (sings flattering) is a must!
Gao Yuan quickly adjusted his mentality, and a brilliant smile appeared on his face. He stretched out his hands and introduced himself very politely: "Hello, coach, my name is Gao Yuan, I came here to report!"
The big belly bald man did not mean to shake hands with Gao Yuan, but instead asked suspiciously: "Report? What to report?"
"I'm introduced by Li Daquan. Come to our club to do management work!"
As soon as these words came out, the air seemed to be silent.
But after a moment of silence, the players who were playing football on the field just now suddenly burst out with laughter. The laughter went from small to large, becoming less and less controlled, and in the end it was like a landslide.
The man with a big belly bald man looked gloomy and had a frosty face.
Gao Yuan laughed awkwardly a few times, and looked at the guys who were laughing so hard that their noses were almost popping up, and he wondered: What's so funny? All of these people are fools! Is this team a psychiatrist team running out of a mental hospital!
After laughing for a long time, a guy finally rubbed his stomach that was sore in laughter and shouted to everyone: "The administrator is really here in our team! Haha."
Someone echoed: "Ha, it's getting more and more formal!"
"Come to the administrator today, become a professional team tomorrow, and catch up with Real Madrid and Barcelona the day after tomorrow, just around the corner!"
"Ha ha--"
The air is filled with joy.
These inexplicable words came into the ears of these silly silly guys, but they seemed to be the funnyest jokes in the world. The laughter that had just calmed down was aroused again and laughed to a new climax.
Gao Yuan is very sure that these fools are not mentally normal! They definitely ran out of the mental hospital!
"Okay, don't laugh anymore!" The middle-aged man with a big belly looked unhappy, as if someone owed him 200 yuan. He shouted to the players who were still laughing on the court, "Who asked you to stop? Training quickly! The game is about to happen. Do you want to be eliminated in the first round and go home?"
The players on the court didn't buy it, and they all licked their faces and acted slutty.
"Coach, we've all played for an hour, it's time to take a break!"
"Old Wang, I'm so exhausted, I'm going to get cramps right away!"
"I can't kick anymore, I have to go back to the unit quickly. I ran out without asking for leave. If I was caught by the supervisor, I would be gone for the full attendance award this month."
"My daughter's kindergarten is about to end, I have to pick up the child."
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Chapter completed!