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Chapter 92: The Greenland Touching Porcelain King(1/2)

The game finally resumed.

The heated and intense scene just now was somewhat interrupted due to the interruption of the game. The originally angry Magic City Sanjin team needed to regain its previous bloodthirsty and crazy state during the game, and the fans in the stands did not.

You can regain your previous excitement and passion in one fell swoop.

Quancheng served on Saturday and continued to control the ball slowly, pass the ball slowly, and back and forth unhurriedly.

The slow kicking was as if it had a hypnotic effect. Not only did the audience feel drowsy, but even their opponents, the Magic City Sanjin Team, seemed to be listless.

"Cheer up and keep grabbing! We are still lagging behind!" Zhou Tao roared.

He is a veteran player, and his game experience and willpower far exceed those of his other teammates.

As if awakened by the captain's roar, the players of the Magic City Sanjin Team recovered their slightly diminished anger, and their pressing became a little more intense again.

Quancheng was forced to rush again on Saturday, and the passes began to get more and more outrageous.

The ball was passed to the feet of the man with kidney deficiency, and the midfielder of the Magic City Sanjin Team rushed over to press for him.

The man with kidney deficiency looked a little panicked and made a passing motion, but the ball was not kicked out.

The defensive player was overjoyed and stretched his legs to steal the ball.

In panic, the man with kidney deficiency seemed to want to use his body to block it, but the opponent's kick was quick and he kicked the ball, but their bodies also came into contact.

"Ah~" With a scream, the man with kidney deficiency flew straight out as if he had been hit by a high-speed train.

He lay on the ground, clutching his legs and rolling around. He looked so miserable that he seemed to have broken 17 or 18 bones.

The referee hurriedly blew the whistle, interrupted the game, and ran over to check the situation.

"It can't work anymore. It hurts me so much. It must be broken! Ah... Oh my god!" The man with kidney deficiency was still rolling on the ground.

The player who committed the foul had a black line on his forehead. I didn't exert enough force? How could it be broken? Our bodies touched and you covered your leg. What's going on? Could it be that I have developed the internal skills to beat a bull across a mountain?

Seeing the man with kidney deficiency writhing in pain, the referee did not dare to neglect and quickly summoned the team doctor Pang Dun to enter the court.

After Pang Dun entered the scene, he used his old trick again, spraying Yunnan Baiyao spray wildly. However, the treatment effect was not good, and the man with kidney deficiency continued to scream in agony.

The referee looked at his watch and said impatiently, "Take him out first. If it really can't be cured, you can replace him."

The stretcher team came in, and four young men pulled and pulled the man with kidney deficiency who was rolling on the floor onto the stretcher, and carried him off at a trot.

The stretcher team is from Shanghai, so they naturally know how valuable the game time is and are not willing to waste a single second. But even so, the man with kidney deficiency still delayed a full 3 minutes for this operation.

Pang Dun followed him and ran to the sidelines. As soon as the stretcher was put down, he took the spray and continued to spray it. While spraying, he asked: "How is it? Is it okay? If not, just change someone. There is an ambulance on the sidelines to take you to the hospital.

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"Okay, stop spraying, save it!"

The man with kidney deficiency seemed to have installed a spring. As soon as the stretcher landed on the ground, he immediately sat up, and the pain he felt just now was gone.

"Hey, you're okay," Fatty said in surprise.

The man with kidney deficiency stood up from the ground. He raised his hand to indicate to the referee that he was fine and could enter the stadium, and cursed at Fat Dun:

"Tactics, understand, this is a tactic! What happened to you just now? Why are you running over in such a hurry? Walk slowly when you enter the field. It's a second that can delay you!"

"It turns out you were just faking it! You acted so well! I thought you really had a broken bone!" The honest and honest chubby guy said with admiration on his face.

The man with kidney deficiency looked arrogant, "Well, let's learn from it! When my dad beat me, I would pretend to be dead, so I escaped a lot of beatings! We can't play football, but we can act, that is

I didn’t take the acting major back then, otherwise I would have been owed a statuette at the Oscars!”

The acting skills of the man with kidney deficiency infected the whole team. In the following period, the whole team in Quancheng Saturday seemed to be infected with rickets. He fell down when he was touched, covered his legs and screamed as if he was touched by porcelain, and there were helpers around him to beg him.

To make excuses, they gathered around the referee and shouted fouls.

The referee was annoyed and wanted to ignore them. But these guys were very cunning. They deliberately waited for the opponent to collide with them every time, and there was indeed physical contact before falling to the ground. It is okay not to call this kind of ball once, but not twice.

Yes, but you can’t just blow it every time!

When the Magic City Sanjin team attacked, four or five of Quancheng's opponents fell to the ground on Saturday. Often, the referee's whistle sounded before the opponent's team had even entered the 30-meter area.

It doesn't matter if they commit a foul, they just get up and continue kicking. But Quancheng didn't do that on Saturday. As long as they fell to the ground, they would roll around, cover their legs and moan, looking very painful.

Pang Dun and the stretcher team became the busiest people in the audience. Pang Dun also learned the lesson. When he entered the venue, he walked slowly and swayed. He walked dozens of meters away and felt like he had walked several light years away. He was very angry.

The stretcher team was eager to carry him onto the stretcher and carry him to the side of the injured team member.

Fatty went to the injured person and sprayed him with a spray, or applied it with ice cubes, which was basically useless.

The wounded had to be carried off the field on stretchers, but as soon as they arrived outside the field, a miracle in the history of human medicine immediately appeared! The injured, who looked half-dead just now, immediately jumped to life and signaled to the referee that they had recovered and could come back to compete.

Sima Zhao's heart on Saturday in Quancheng is well known to everyone. The audience yelled angrily, and the stands were full of shouts and curses. Magic City deserves to be an international metropolis. The curse words were spoken in a southern and northern accent, with a mixture of Chinese and foreign languages. The content was nothing more than greetings to the players in Quancheng Saturday.

Ancestors of the eighteenth generation may wish to have relations with their female family members.

If the review panel of the National Spiritual Civilization Committee happens to pass by here at this time, it is estimated that Magic City’s title as a national spiritual civilization city will definitely not be guaranteed.

The Magic City commentator was filled with righteous indignation and said: "Quancheng's way of playing on Saturday was so shameless. He deliberately destroyed the continuity of the game and interrupted the rhythm of the home team's attack. Such a way of playing is not only unattractive, but also useless."

A little technical content. We often say that China’s football lags behind the world, but with such a team and such a negative playing style, how can the level of Chinese football be improved!”

Han Dazui is still more objective: "Actually, this kind of playing style is not uncommon in international competitions. We often say that after winning, it's all about trouble, and after losing, it's all about trouble. This is what we are talking about. However,

Quancheng did the best on Saturday. Now it depends on the Magic City Sanjin Team themselves, whether they can adjust their mentality in time and not be led into the ditch by the opponent..."

On the court, the players of the Magic City Three Gold Team became more and more anxious as they played.

The game was played intermittently, with one minute of play and three minutes of pause. How could the ball be kicked?

It's often the slow serving and slow kicking of Quancheng's Saturdays.

The Modu Sanjin team tried their best to press forward. As soon as they intercepted the ball, the opponent fell to the ground with his legs covered.

If the referee ignores it, he will come up with another one. If that doesn't work, he will do it again until the referee blows the whistle.

Then the players who fell to the ground rolled around on the ground, and the opponent's fat team doctor walked slowly into the court with a square step and sprayed him wildly with a spray.

Finally, the stretcher team entered the field, and the opponent slowly served and fell slowly...

Of course, if they really don't have time to hit the ball, they will take the initiative to foul and sabotage the home team's offense at the cost of a yellow card, then arrange the defense line and reorganize the game.

This cycle goes on and on, never getting tired of it, as much as you want to annoy people!

As time goes by, Quancheng's shameless style of play on Saturday seems to be becoming more and more proficient, and the game is becoming more and more fragmented.

The Modu Sanjin were unable to organize a smooth offense at all, and the players' mentality became increasingly unstable. Now the mentality between the two teams seems to have been completely reversed.

The ball once again came to the feet of the man with kidney deficiency.

This kid is not the MVP of the first half, but he is definitely the "Best Actor" of the first half! With his superb acting skills, rich experience in pretending to be dead, and unparalleled shamelessness, he became the king of the audience!

The number of successes he has achieved by himself has exceeded the sum of all others.

The referee can't do anything to him, because this guy is really good at touching porcelain!

Is it easy to be a porcelain king? Not easy! This requires a lot of professionalism, and ordinary people may not be able to do it well.

First, you have to be bold.

Don't be afraid of getting kicked! You have to know that if you often walk by the river, there will be no shoes that don't get wet. Although the porcelain touch is a fall, the fists and feet have no eyesight. It is inevitable to be kicked or elbowed in the chaos. Society

Yes, there are quite a few people who have been hit to death because of bumping porcelain. Therefore, if you want to do this job well, you really have to be a little bit ready to die.

Secondly, you have to be careful.

If you are bold but not careful, then you are stupid and bold. We all play football all year round, and no one knows how to do some dirty tricks. If you make the opponent anxious, you can break your bones and tendons by adding an extra three points of force at your feet. So,

When touching porcelain, you must be careful, watch the opponent's movements accurately, assess the situation, and know when to act, when to hide, and when to avoid.

In addition, you must have acting skills.

Acting requires talent, and you need to practice diligently. Some players' movements when falling to the ground are as exaggerated as Cai Xukun playing basketball. Can the referee call it off? You have to really listen, watch and feel, and usually try to figure out and think more.

Internalize the pain in your heart and externalize it in your body. If you can squeeze out a few tears at the critical moment, the effect will be even better.

You also have to have a mature attitude.

When it comes to a fight, the other party will definitely be very angry. It can range from verbal abuse to physical violence. But you have to correct your mentality, think of yourself as the weak one, and always remind yourself that I am the victim! Don't fight back if you hit or scold.

With a pair of helpless eyes, he looked pitifully at the referee, expecting justice to be served on the court.

Some guys clearly know that they are doing porcelain, but they can't hold back the anger at first. After being scolded by the other party, they just stand up like a carp and jump up to fight with others. Such guys have simply insulted the profession of "touching porcelain"!

In addition, there must be...

In short, don't look down on the behavior of hitting the porcelain on the court. With 360 skills, you will be the number one pick. An excellent player who hits the ball on the court has many outstanding qualities that are different from ordinary people.

Perhaps, every outstanding golfer is an angel with broken wings in his previous life! When angels fall to the mortal world, they just hit the ground face first. They are thick-skinned, so they are not thrown to death, but become deeply hated by everyone.

Two-skinned face on the court·····

Nowadays, the man with kidney deficiency is very proud. He can play football and show off his acting skills. He has never felt so happy since playing football. It's a pity that you can't really waste money by playing on the green field. Otherwise, you will pay me 500 for kicking me and bumping me.

Give me 600 at once, and I will have already made a lot of money.

The man with kidney deficiency was dribbling the ball proudly when he saw the opponent's captain rushing over in a menacing manner.

Seeing the other party's reckless appearance, the man with a weak kidney secretly thought that this was another good opportunity to get involved.

He used his body to protect the ball, deliberately exposing a few flaws, and waited for the opponent to kick him when he came up to grab the ball.
To be continued...
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