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Chapter 3 There is an age called mental age

On the school field, there was a square formation with 100 new ranger recruits standing there. In front of them was the chattering clown and idiot Lin Yu, oh, now called Yulin Blood Eagle.

Why does he talk so much nonsense? Because he finally has a chance to be a leader and get rid of his addiction to leadership. He doesn't pay attention to the sleepiness of a group of rangers below who have crooked necks and loose shoulders. He sings the law with foam at the mouth.

Of course, it is not unreasonable for him to do this. He has a noble reason, which he calls political and ideological education.

Sylvanas and Lor'themar arrived nearby early and stood there for a long time.

"How long will this idiot continue to chatter? Until dark?" Sylvanas said, rubbing her temples.

"I don't know! Maybe! His two sentences were too long." Lor'themar said.

"Okay, I won't say any more nonsense," Lin Yu waved his hand, and the elf rangers immediately became energetic, "I will emphasize two final points..."

The new Ranger recruits immediately collapsed again.

"Here we go again!" Shevanas sighed, "This is the eighth time I've said two sentences!"

"If we put him on the battlefield and give the trolls his so-called political and ideological education class, we wouldn't have to fight. The trolls would definitely commit suicide." Lor'themar agreed deeply.

"Hey! Hey! What's going on with you? Stay alert, everyone!" Lin Yu shouted, "This time I really have to finish."

Are we really done talking? The new Ranger recruits cheered up.

"Look at you, I have worked so hard to speak, and you are all half-dead. As soon as I am about to finish speaking, each one is more energetic than the other." Lin Yu said angrily, which caused the recruits to snicker.

"I'm telling you, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer consequences." Lin Yu said.

"Captain, you don't seem to be very old, right?" a recruit shouted.

"You, yes! It's you, the smelly little girl. Tell me, how old are you? How did you get into the army? What do those recruiters do? Are you blind? Even underage girls dare to

Join the army?

This is a step down from duty and should be pulled out and shot. The lives of the high elves are not enough for those stupid and stubborn nobles in Silver Moon City to squander them at will!" Lin Yu finally had the opportunity to express his righteousness majestically.

Up posture.

Lor'themar looked at Sylvanas in shock.

Countless black lines hung from Sylvanas' head.

Lor'themar rubbed the muscles around his mouth with both hands. He really didn't want to laugh, because today he laughed so hard that the muscles on both sides of his mouth were sore. He didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help laughing. He rubbed the muscles around his mouth with both hands.

Laughing while rubbing it.

For the first time, he discovered that sometimes, being too happy can be a painful thing. He couldn't tell whether it was pain and happiness or happiness and pain.

"Captain, I'm 30 years old and I'm not considered a minor. I can enter the army through the recruitment office," the recruit said.

"What!" Lin Yu could hardly believe his ears, and he said loudly, "Say it again."

"I...I am 30 years old. I am not considered a minor. I...can enter the army through the recruitment office." The recruit was a little scared.

How could this happen? Lin Yu's common sense about high elves suddenly flashed through his mind. There seemed to be a lot, and he couldn't fully understand it for a while, but he had a very clear impression about the age classification of high elves.

High elves generally have a lifespan of about 300 years, and they can develop into adults at the age of 30, which is equivalent to an 18-year-old human being. Generally, high elves need to reach 250 years old before they start to show signs of aging.

However, this talent of long life also comes with the curse of low fertility, and 30 is really the minimum age for entering the army. Lin Yu was a little embarrassed at this time, but he was already thick-skinned and could change his expression faster than turning the page of a book.

!

"30 years old, yes, 30 years old is indeed the minimum age for entering the army, but you, you, you, and the rest of you are definitely not 30 years old. Don't think I can't tell." Lin Yu nodded casually.

Several of the most immature-looking elves said.

The elves wanted to retort.

How could Lin Yu give them a chance? He knew that he must be wrong in being random, but who told these elves to really look like humans of fifteen or sixteen years old?

So he immediately waved his hand and said: "You don't have to refute, you should know that you really shouldn't appear on the battlefield. But I don't blame you for being those bastards from the military department. It's definitely the fault of the old immortals in the parliament.

What kind of bullshit law is this?”

The jaws of all the rangers dropped in shock, including Sylvanas, Lor'themar and all the rangers present.

The school ground was buzzing for a while.

"Does he think his title of Baron is too big, or does he think the idiot head on his shoulders is too strong?" Sylvanas looked at him in disbelief.

It is true that there are no elves who have criticisms about the military and parliament, but they are all said in private. Even Sylvanas only spoke out in anger. No one has ever dared to do so in public.

Speaking like this, no one dares to publicize it in the army like him.

"What? Did I say something wrong?" Lin Yu frowned and said, "Do you think 30 is very old? If measured by human standards, your age is around fifteen or sixteen.

So the correct age for you to join the army should be between 37 and 40 years old, do you understand?

In my opinion, you bunch of new recruits, what are you looking at? They are all there, every one of them counts, right! All 100 of you should go home, those who should study, those who should play,

, come back in a few years, do you understand?"

"Captain, how old are you?" a recruit suddenly asked.

"Me?" Lin Yu had never looked in the mirror, and he had never seen his own appearance. He only knew that his hair was black. Yes, it was the kind of hairstyle with a high ponytail. He was a little speechless for a moment, but he knew this very well.

The age of the elf body, "35!"

He stretched out his big palm and made a big gesture, "5 years old, I am at least 5 years older than you."

"If the captain says so, you don't seem to be old enough to join the army!" the recruit added.

"Tsk!" Sylvanas couldn't help laughing.

Lor'themar chuckled and said, "Let's see what he says this time."

Lin Yu was choked on what he was about to say. Oh no! He shot himself in the foot. He had to find a way to reverse the situation.

"I'm different from you, how else would I be the captain? Although I'm only 35 years old, my mental age is at least 20 years older than you, do you understand?" Lin Yu shouted.

...Is there any such explanation? The elves have black lines hanging down from their heads.

"Is it okay to say that?" Lor'themar looked at Sylvanas in shock and asked.

"Don't ask me! I don't know either! Just ask the new recruits." Sylvanas was speechless.

"Okay! We don't have to worry about the age issue anymore. I'm just a small squadron leader. I don't care about you little bastards who are over 100 years old. I can't do anything. Now there is good news and bad news. You have to

Which one should I listen to?" Lin Yu felt that he had to change the topic quickly.

"Let's hear the bad news first. If you leave the good news until the end, everyone will be happy. If you leave the bad news until the end, you may be unhappy all day long." A recruit laughed.

"Okay! Let me tell you the bad news. The bad news is that your handsome, charming, and wise squadron leader, that is, me, is despised by others..."

"Yeah!" Before Lin Yu finished speaking, more than 100 new ranger recruits clapped their hands and cheered.

"Hey, hey, do you need to be so obvious?" Lin Yu shouted.

"Captain, should we act indignant?" a ranger recruit laughed.

"Yes, yes, children can be taught!" Lin Yu gave a thumbs up.

"Yeah!" The recruits gave thumbs up at the same time, but in the next moment all their thumbs turned towards the ground.

What's going on? Lin Yu was confused. These NPCs are too intelligent to be deceived.

Sylvanas was laughing so hard not far away that she couldn't stand up straight. She had never seen anyone so shameless before. She actually praised her beauty to the heavens in public. Unexpectedly, she was rejected by everyone.

Everyone despises him.

However, it seems that the new recruits have a good relationship with him, so commanding the new recruits should not be a big problem. The new recruits can stand there and listen to his nonsense for a long time, and naturally they can also follow his orders and run around the barracks 30 times.

She estimated that if the recruits were given a free choice between these two options, most of them would choose to run 30 laps around the barracks. Because there is always a time to run 30 laps, but listening to him talk, I don’t know what his nonsense is about.

when.
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