Chapter 066
As the saying goes, monks, Taoists, women and children do not face the enemy. If they face the enemy, they will definitely have extraordinary things! Simply put, fighting is a man's business, and women and people outside the world must stand aside. However, if monks, Taoists, or women and children go to the battlefield, they must have special abilities. If they encounter it, they must not underestimate the enemy.
Since the plum blossom bird dared to come on stage at this time, it was exactly this point. Zhong Lin originally wanted to remind Tiezhu, but it was obvious that there was no time.
"Come on, big guy, I'll fight you." A pleasant voice as pleasant as a bird's bird sounded again.
Tiezhu glanced at Meihuaqi, and said with a big head shaking like a rattle: "No, I never hit a woman, so I won't hit you..."
"Hey, big guy, I'm not an ordinary woman. I'm a special forces soldier. Do you know the special forces soldier?"
"Special, Special Forces, I know, I've watched "Wolf Warrior" 3!"
"Yes, movies and TV often act, it's very powerful. We female special forces are even more powerful! Ordinary men can't beat us at all, so just don't just treat me as an ordinary woman! And don't underestimate me, you, I'm going to say something else!" said Plum Blossom Bird with his head held high, and he has the courage to be as good as a woman.
"But……"
Tiezhu said as he looked at the plum blossom bird up and down, and finally his eyes fell on the buttocks of the plum blossom bird.
"Hey, big man, where are you looking!" Plum Blossom Bird shouted shyly.
Tiezhu closed his eyes and said quickly: "No, I didn't look at it, I just think you, your butt seems to be beaten up..."
"You..." The plum blossom bird was actually so happy that it was Tiezhu.
Everyone in the audience laughed so hard that they leaned forward and backward, and the nine-tailed fox even laughed so hard that the flowers were trembling.
"Big man, don't worry, you can hit me!" Meihuaque said as she flashed forward, and raised her legs and made a broken leg.
Tiezhu dodged to the side and yelled, "You, you woman is quite cruel... I, I haven't married yet!"
I go, this seemingly stupid Tiezhu is simply a treasure! Everyone looked at Zhong Lin again, sure it wasn't that the upper beam was not straight or the lower beam was crooked?! Zhong Lin glanced at his mouth aggrievedly, and that meaning had nothing to do with him.
I saw the plum blossoms on the stage, leaping up like a terrifying geese flying over the sky, but when it fell down, it was as light as a feather! Its body was obviously much more flexible than the northwest wolf just now. Its fists were like meteor eyes and lightning, and its waist was like snakes walking and legs were like drills. It was spinning around the iron pillars, back and forth, left and right, like ghosts, and it was free to travel.
The plum blossoms beat just now obviously angered Tiezhu. He also wanted to "solve" the woman in front of him as soon as possible. Of course, he could not spank the egg anymore, but instead rushed to the plum blossoms' hands and arms. His idea was very simple, which was to grab the plum blossoms' hands or arms and then throw her off the stage.
However, after more than a dozen rounds, he not only did not catch the plum blossom bird, but was greeted by the plum blossom bird a few times. However, the plum blossom bird's fist hit Tiezhu like a wall, which was like itching to Tiezhu. Later, Tiezhu simply avoided the fists and feet that did not hit the vital point, and let the plum blossom bird hit it for free. In this way, the one who suffered the hardship became the plum blossom bird, and her wrists and ankles were already numb.
She often walks by the river and does not let her shoes get wet. As time goes by, the speed of the plum blossom bird gradually slows down. She already realizes that if she continues to hit like this, she will be caught by the iron pillar sooner or later. So her eyes turn and plan to heart, "I can't hit you, I'll stab you with a needle, see if you are afraid."
"Oh, eh..."
Tiezhu's screams came one after another from the boxing ring, "Stop, stop, stop... stop, stop, stop, stop."
While speaking, Tiezhu had already jumped out of the boxing ring.
Luo Xiaoman naturally couldn't see the reason, so he came to Zhong Lin and asked, "Brother Zhong Lin, what's wrong with Tiezhu? The plum blossom bird didn't seem to have touched him. Why did he scream like he was possessed by evil spirits..."
Zhong Lin couldn't help laughing and said, "You'll know if you go to Tiezhu and take a look." As he said that, he walked towards Tiezhu first. Luo Xiaoman and Zhong Lingyue also followed.
When the three of them walked to Tiezhu, Luo Xiaoman and Zhong Linyue realized that Tiezhu's arms and legs were covered with plum blossom needles. Just looking at his legs and arms, Tiezhu and the hedgehog were no different now. Seeing Tiezhu's "tragic situation", the two little girls couldn't help but laugh "giggle".
At this time, Tiezhu felt his legs and feet become more and more numb, "Boss, boss! Hurry, help me pull out the needle, it's numb! Oh, oh, I, I'm almost unable to move."
Zhong Lin glanced at the plum blossom bird. At this time, the plum blossom bird had already jumped off the ring. She looked at Tiezhu with a smile and said, "I'll help you pull it out."
Without waiting for Tiezhu to answer, the plum blossom bird's hand was almost as fast as lightning and turned around Tiezhu twice and pulled out the plum blossom needle on Tiezhu's body.
It seems like plucking a chicken feather. I believe Tiezhu never wants to recall this experience in his life!
However, no drop of blood flowed out of Tiezhu's body before or after the needle was pulled. It can be seen that the plum blossom needles of the plum blossom were all stuck on the Tiezhu's acupoints. However, the piercings were all on Tiezhu's arms and legs, which at most only made his hands and feet numb. From this, it can be seen that the plum blossom needles were showing mercy. If these plum blossom needles were stuck on Tiezhu's key acupoints, then I'm afraid that Tiezhu would not be as simple as being embarrassed at this moment.
"good……"
"sharp……"
There were cheering sounds around, and the plum blossom needles of the plum blossom bird are indeed awesome.
"Big man, are you convinced?" Meihuaque said to Tiezhu in a teasing way.
"Hmph, I don't agree, I don't agree. If you have the ability, don't stab me with a needle..." Tiezhu said with some dissatisfaction.
"Tiezhu, if you lose, you lose. Meihuaque is already showing mercy. If she is really your enemy, you will not be a problem of numbness today. I am afraid you have suffered a great loss." Zhong Lin looked at Tiezhu and said.
"Then, okay, the boss said I lost, then I will lose!" Although Tiezhu was a little reluctant, the facts were already in front of him. Although Meihuaqi used hidden weapons, she did not say that she would not use hidden weapons. She had already jumped off the "ring" and wasn't that just fleeing in panic?
"Okay, handsome little guy, since the big guy has already given up, it's your turn now." Meihuaque looked at Zhong Lin and continued: "Of course, if you don't want to fight, that's fine, let's stop here today."
"How can I not compare? I also want to see how powerful the plum blossom needle of Sister Plum Blossom Que is!" Zhong Lin said with a smile.
"Okay, then let's go on stage to gesture." Meihua Bird said and flew onto the ring.
Zhong Lin was about to jump into the boxing ring, but then he frowned, because at this time, Luo Xiaoman and Zhong Lingyue two little girls, both grabbed Zhong Lin's arms, one left and one right.
"Brother Zhong Lin, don't fight her."
"Yes, Zhong Lin's needle..."
Zhong Lin looked at the two people around and smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaoman, aunt, don't worry, I can still deal with a few plum blossom needles." Seeing that the two people had no intention of letting go, Zhong Lin continued, "Don't you believe me yet?"
Luo Xiaoman and Zhong Lingyue looked at each other and then let go of their hands. Zhong Lin took this opportunity to jump into the boxing ring.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, handsome little guy, you are so lucky. Both of the two little girls who are as beautiful as flowers care so much about you. Showing their love in public is really to envy those bachelors around you." Meihuaque said with a smile.
"That's right, it's simply envious, jealous and hatred!" The members of the Huaxia Dragon Group in the audience followed suit and started to cheer.
Luo Xiaoman and Zhong Lingyue's little faces turned red, especially Luo Xiaoman's little mouths pouted, but it was obvious that she was not really angry. Indeed, Luo Xiaoman could even be said to be happy at this moment.
"Sister Meihuaqiu, don't joke with me, Zhong Lin. They just think your plum blossom needle is too powerful." Zhong Lin said with a smile.
"Hey, handsome little guy, you don't need to explain, explanation is just a cover-up. That's fine. In order not to make the two beauties in the audience sad, I promise not to hit you in the face when you hit you with a plum blossom needle..." After saying that, the plum blossom quill laughed, his voice was so gentle and charming.
"Okay, then I'll thank my sister first." Zhong Lin pretended to be very polite and bowed to the plum blossom bird.
"Don't be so polite, look at the trick!" Meihuaque said, raising his hand and punching Zhong Lin in the face.
Meihuaque has never underestimated Zhong Lin. She believes that it is not easy to call people like Tiezhu "Boss", so she came up and took the initiative.
However, Zhong Lin did not move, which made Meihuaqi feel a little weak. Could it be that Zhong Lin in front of him is really a fancy and looks at him but not useful? By the way, my punch is considered a sneak attack. If I really succeed, it will be unlucky to say it out. So when his fist was about to hit Zhong Lin, Meihuaqi suddenly withdrew his punch.
"You, why don't you hide!" asked the plum blossom bird.
"The fist is still so far away, why should I hide?!" Zhong Lin said disapprovingly.
"You... OK, look at the move!" Meihuaque said the fist and punched him again, directly hitting Zhong Lin's chest. However, Zhong Lin was still standing there motionless. This time, Meihuaque did not stop and added 10% of the force on his hand.
"Ah..." Luo Xiaoman, who was in the audience, couldn't help but scream as the plum blossom bird's fist was about to hit Zhong Lin.
Chapter completed!