"Just! I am a manly man! I stand tall and upright!"

"A tough guy who bleeds and sweats but doesn't cry!"

"A good man who would rather die while standing than give birth to a kneeling!"

"How could I be the kind of person who eats soft food and lingers with rich women?"

"snort!"

Ye Xuanyou's voice was full of disdain, his eyes were full of disdain, and he looked like I was a real man.

【So, what is the choice of the host?】

"Oh, I'll choose the second one!"

【......】

Regarding the system's problems, Ye Xuanyou replied calmly, as if what he said just now was farting.

"I said everything, I'm a real man!"

"There is a saying in China that a real man can bend and stretch!"

"Besides, I'm just making a vow! You can get the ability to predict the future day by making a vow. Then, will I buy lottery tickets? "

"Now, no one really takes this thing seriously, right?"

Ye Xuanyou said that he remembered his young brother Ye Xiao, and swore that if it worked, Ye Xiao would probably have been struck to death by lightning a few years ago, and the kind that poked his bones and ashes.

[Can this system think you are having a bug?]

"Look! What you said is wrong! It is the option you posted by the system. I just made a choice, and you didn't indicate what you want to do. Right, in my understanding, I can only say it verbally. There is no need to take practical actions. This is your own mistake and has nothing to do with me."

【...】

The system felt a little ache: "It's hard to take this host! People are old and can't keep up with the thinking of young people! It seems that I should retire, and my son will take office. I should go to enjoy my happiness."

The old system wanted to retire, but before leaving, the ginger was still so spicy.

[I have the final say in the territory of this system!]

[This system believes that the host has a forced card bug!]

[And the attitude is extremely bad, this system decided to leave the host!]

[Because I have chosen a host, I will give you a time-travel card in another world]

[But this system is not very happy, so the system has the final say where to go!]

“???”

A series of sounds sounded in Ye Xuanyou's mind again, and he was stunned.

When did he have a bad attitude?

"I TM!"

"Mentality explodes!"

Ye Xuanyou felt that nothing was wrong with what he said just now? Why was he treated as an extremely bad attitude? And as a system, would you treat the host like this? What about the three principles of the system? Have you been eaten by a dog?

(Dog:???)--(What does it have to do with me?)

"Didn't I just play a word game with you a little bit? System master, do you think? I can't admit my mistake! You've left the host right now, and I can't yell at this little heart! Be careful that I'll lie on the ground and cheat you, ah...please...please!"

Ye Xuanyou cannot miss this opportunity for a turnaround in his life. This may be the life choice of fortune telling back then. If the right one is to rise to the top! If the wrong one is to be in a poor life, you must not miss this opportunity. You must seize it.

[This system is old and has poor ears. I can't hear what the host says?]

[Even God can't control me if I decide!]

The old system thought for a while: "Since I am going to retire, which world should I send him to?" The old system remembered that his son was talking every day when he found a continent that he wanted to fight for? Douqi?... It seems wrong, it is Dou,, Douluo? It is the host of Douluo Continent.

"Don't care. Since my son has never been found, I will throw the boy in front of me to him. As for whether this boy knows whether he knows the Douluo Continent, I will not care. After being an obedient system for so many years, after retirement, I have to be willful once! Try this guy once!"

(ps--Ye Xuanyou: Are you cheating your son or me?)

"Dare to play word games with this elderly-level system? If you don't kill you, it's no different from my second-hand son. You'll know how to be clever in one day."

[Countdown to leave the host! Last five seconds!]

[This system has been decided, I forgot what to send you to the mainland!]

【Five seconds countdown!】

【five!】

【Go away!】

There were ten thousand grass and mud horses running through Ye Xuanyou's heart......

"You TM are so perfunctory even for several countdowns, I want to complain to you!"

"It's so unreliable! It's so nonsense! A hammer-like continent! I don't want to... want to go!"

"Dear father and mother! I was wrong! I want to go home! I want to have a soft meal! I will never think about self-reliance anymore! Please save your dear son! Otherwise, your elder son will be thrown into the mainland where you fight! "

Suddenly, Luo Yanyun's voice appeared in Ye Xuanyou's mind, "Son, it's okay, just pretend to be going to play. Mom will take you back in the future!"

This time it was Ye Xuanyou's turn to be shocked. Damn it? I'm not a human? Is my mother a hidden boss?

(ps: Is it you who are not a human being, or is your mother who is not a human being?)

But the situation is critical and there is no time to think about it! Please help first!

"My dear, my god! The key is that this system threw me into the continent of Laozi and other fighting, and it had already left me! I am now three..." No! Before Ye Xuanyou finished speaking, she disappeared with a light.

Luo Yanyun was stunned for a moment. What was her elder just now? There are still time travelers without a system these days? It’s a mess!

"But it's up to the safety of my elder brother, so check it out."

"Jarvis, get information about taking over my oldest system!"

Only a crisp sound could be heard in Luo Yanyun's bedroom.

[Sister Luo, it is the God-level selection system numbered 001 (retired)]

"It turned out to be that unreliable old guy? And what the hell is he retired?"

[Sister Luo, 001 Just now, because the young master played a word game with him, he felt that his thinking and young people could not keep up, so he decided to retire just now.]

"Then what I said just now was that he had nothing to travel through time?" Luo Yanyun frowned.

[Sister Luo, in fact, there is nothing. Before 001 retired, he entrusted the young master to his son 909 but...]

"Jarvis, but what?" Luo Yanyun was rarely hesitant when he saw Jarvis.

【It's like this, Sister Luo, the 909's grades and internship scores are outrageous, which are the kind of system that is detached in thinking and extremely unreliable, but the luck is so great. I'm worried about the young master....]

"Puchi! Please transfer the internship information of 909 and I'll take a look?"

As the silence was a moment, Luo Yanyun's dormitory suddenly burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!! I'm so laughing to death, I can't do it anymore! Oh, I'm so laughing to death!"

"This 909 is so funny. He's really a talent! I didn't expect the system to play like this?"

"It's him! Send this little guy with number 909 to my elder brother!"

"I feel that there must be a lot of interesting things happening to the two of them together!"

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[Sister Luo, do you really want to send 909?] The voice named Jarvis seemed a little worried.

"Pi, why not? Originally, 909 was the person designated by the old guy 001. If I don't agree, wouldn't someone say that my boss is not incompatible?"

"Besides, I think this guy 909 is very interesting."

[Hey, Sister Luo, just be happy!]

"Then it's time to clean up some things. I haven't shown up for too long. It seems that many people have forgotten that there is a big boss behind them."

The words have come to this point, and murderous intent is everywhere, but there is one thing that Luo Yanyun could not have imagined.

His elder son Ye Xuanyou was hanging in a daze on a tree hundreds of meters high, blowing cold wind.

And the system numbered 909 is on the way to riding a horse.

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Chapter completed!