Chapter 30: Throwing the Urine Jar
Luohen ignored them and patiently blew the hawk leg meat. After blowing, he stuffed it into Ruan Qingai's hand, "You can eat it, eat it."
"Ah..." Ruan Qingai looked at him embarrassedly with a flattering expression. She moved to He Cong's side and asked, "Where is he getting mad?"
He Congzhi shook his head, "I don't know."
"Does it mean either a traitor or a thief when you have nothing to do?"
"Ah...yes, it's possible. Be careful, sir."
"Yeah, yeah."
Luo Hen's originally happy mood was once again flirting with a look after eavesdropping on the conversation between the master and servant.
Why, can't you be a little better to her? You're either a traitor or a thief? He has such a bad impression in her?
It's so annoying.
He shot two shots in a row just now. This wise and magical scene is rare. If this scene is seen by the girls in the capital, it will definitely cause waves. Thinking that this woman will definitely be confused when she sees his mightyness, right?
But he was wrong. When he looked back at her, he saw her covering her neck and tremblingly hiding beside He Cong, for fear that he would rush over and strangle her to death. He saw a deep fear in her eyes.
So just now, he wanted to blow on the eagle flesh for her and show his gentle side. Who knows—
Oh--
She is indeed likely to be strangled to death by him...
Eat and drink enough and set off again.
Just a moment before the sun set, five people rushed outside the Beisai military camp. The soldiers siege and pointed their swords directly at the five of them.
"Who is coming?"
Ruan Qingai laughed, "Are you teasing me? Who else needs my registration number? I don't believe you don't know who I am!"
"..." This woman really didn't cooperate with them.
The soldiers said awkwardly, "Who are you looking for here by the city lord?"
"Puff, I asked such an ignorant question again. Could it be that I came to you? Do you think you deserve it?"
"you!"
Ruan Qingai subconsciously jumped from behind and hid and spoke, "Oh, don't always use swords and guns like this. I'm here to find your wolf king. Are you here to negotiate! Are you going to call your wolf king out? Or are you asking us to come in and talk?"
"Ha, wait a moment, I'll go in and report it before I'll talk."
"Okay, I'll wait for you." Ruan Qingai turned around and greeted, "He Cong, hurry up and burn the fire, I want to have tea."
"Yes, sir."
A group of people ignited the fire again.
The soldiers of Beisai looked at it and muttered, "What are they doing?"
When the fire burns, I take some ice from the small boiler I carry with me, and turn it into water. When the water boils, it turns into tea.
He Cong also took out the tea leaves and small cups he carried with him from his pocket and distributed them one by one.
Ruan Qingai turned his head and asked, "Hey, do you guys want to have a cup? You can use the ingredients locally, and you are not afraid of having no tea to drink."
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"No, thank you."
Luohen was still standing next to the fire, Ruan Qingai said, "Old man, come and sit down and have tea. The soldier went over and informed that he would not come back within an hour or two. We must drink tea calmly and wait patiently. Oh, by the way, I also brought melon seeds, will I knock it?"
Luohen shook his face, not sitting, drinking tea, and not kneading melon seeds. He stared at her without saying a word.
Those soldiers from Beisai looked at me and I looked at you. It’s true that the younger brother who came over to inform him never came back after entering.
Ruan Qingai yawned after knocking a handful of melon seeds, "He Cong, what should I do if I want to sleep?"
He Cong took off his coat and put it on the ice, "It is possible to have a pillow on an adult? Will it be cold? It may be cold. If an adult doesn't mind, he can pillow on his subordinate's legs..."
Seeing this, Luohen was angry and said, "What are you doing?"
He Cong scratched his head awkwardly, "Sir, you have to sleep! It's not good to sleep on the ice if it's cold. It will cause typhoid fever."
"You also know that sleeping outside requires typhoid fever? Are you still spoiling her and letting her sleep?"
"But she's sleepy! She wants to sleep."
"Don't let her sleep?" Luohen's head was buzzing and painful. What kind of ghost servant is this? His adults are so willful, and they are spoiled even if they die like this? They are spoiled even if they live? Are they reasonable?
Still lying on his legs?
The more Luohen thought about it, his eyes became more and more red. He felt as if this dead girl dared to hang her head on the servant's legs, and he was about to crush her neck immediately.
Ruan Qingai was scared away all the sleepy insects and sat down obediently, "I won't sleep anymore. He Cong, you should wear your clothes back too. I'll have another cup of tea... Oh, it's over, what should I do if I pee? I wouldn't have drunk so much tea if I had known it!"
Luohen covered his eyebrows and felt more and more severe headaches.
Looking back, he said to the soldiers of Beisai, "We are going in. Let's make a way, even if you don't see the wolf king, you can borrow a cottage."
When he said this, his cheeks were slightly drunk and his expression was very annoyed.
The soldiers of Beisai said, "That's not possible! Without His Highness's instructions, you cannot enter our military camp."
Luohen pinched his fist and was about to take action. Ruan Qingai stopped his arm, "No, no, don't you, uncle, just urinate, I can hold it in, it's okay."
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The soldiers of North Pass covered their mouths and laughed at each other. It seemed that some of them were probably quite procrastinating.
The three fat pigs covered their stomachs and said, "We want to pee too. Can we put a soak on the side?"
They also paid Ruan Qingai a lot of tea just now.
When Ruan Qingai heard this, she smiled and said, "Ha, that's fine, don't waste it. Why? Have you brought the small jar?"
"Take it, is so many enough?"
From this treasure bag, I took out more than a dozen small bottles.
"Yes, let's put a plug in it after urinating. I'll take it later."
"ah?"
The jars were stuffed to three fat pigs, and they hid in the corner and urinated.
He Cong lay down, Ruan Qingai stepped on it like a stool, took out a single-tube object from his pocket and stuck it to his eyeball. He didn't know what he was looking at, "Oh! I saw the granary! That red tent."
When the soldiers in Beisai heard this, they felt something was wrong.
Three fat pigs came back with the jars and shouted, "I've finished peeing, sir, why are you going to come for this jar?"
Ruan Qingai pointed to the red tent in the distance and said, "Twist it over there!"
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"Dare you?" The soldiers were excitedly surrounded them, "You dare to throw your urine, I will kill you!"
Ruan Qingai smiled and shook his hands, "Even if I put my neck under your knife, I don't know that you will not dare to kill me without the orders of Your Highness. I will bring five people to the negotiations. Do you really think I am here to play? If you accidentally kill your wolf king's important weapon invading the Central Plains, you guys will not be able to explain with your head."
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Ruan Qingai waved, "Top the urine."
With a command, one can of urine was thrown in.
But the distance was a bit far, and the bottle was not thrown into the red tent. Ruan Qingai patted Feiqiu's forehead, "Is your body white? You can't even throw it at such a short distance?"
Fat Pig said aggrievedly, "We are not Mr. Luohen, so how can we have such good skills?"
"Hey, right." Ruan Qingai Jian went to Luohen's side and asked, "Master, do you want it? How many cans should you throw me? There are still several cans here!"
Luohen's muscles were shaking constantly. What was this dead woman asking him for? Catch someone else's urine jar and throw the ball to play with it?
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How did she come up with it?
Chapter completed!