Chapter 1005 Necromancers who are going crazy
While Gret was working on the experiment, Master Hines was in another experimental area, looking at the dozens of cages of monkeys looking at each other.
"Why do we raise monkeys?"
"Yes, why do we raise monkeys? Isn't this the Nature Priest's business? Why are we Necromancers doing it?"
"That's right, and there are so many monkeys in the jungle... when needed, wouldn't it be enough to catch a group? Why do we need to raise them?"
Master Hines also complained a lot about this. However, when the students were confused and complained, he still had to cough and try to calm the scene:
"Stop talking!"
He glanced around majesticly. Seeing everyone shut up and bowing their heads, he coughed with satisfaction and scolded:
"Don't want to raise monkeys? If you don't want to raise monkeys, go to the next door! - Raising rabbits, dogs, chickens, and mice can be done! You don't have to raise monkeys here!"
There was a very soft wail. Outside the monkey area, there were indeed several divisions in the animal area - but who was raising them?
All natives!
All are indigenous women and indigenous children!
Cut the rabbits, feed the chickens, and feed the dogs some meat occasionally - this is what they are used to doing every day! Apart from raising mice, it is rare, but mice are used to eat everything!
How could they, noble mages, do the same job as those native women and children?
"Besides, raising monkeys is also for experiments! Many spells have similar effects on monkeys as they are on humans, which is different from dogs, pigs, etc. So, try to raise monkeys! It's rare that there are so many here!"
Well, anyway, this research institute has been booked as the property of the Black Crow Swamp! Raise more monkeys and do other research, drug experiments, magic experiments, or other plagues in the future, which can also be used!
Most of the magicians bowed their heads to express their obedience, and they spread out to work one after another. Only the disciples of Master Hines, Wendel Jennings, who was brought over to occupy the quota, muttered in a low voice because of the teacher's favor:
"Even if that's the case, just catch it, why do you need to raise it..."
"Because Gret said that [clean] monkeys are needed." Master Hines sighed:
"These monkeys were caught in the jungle, and no one knows how many kinds of bacteria they carry. At that time, if you inject one shot, the monkey will have a fever - is it the poisonous blood you injected it and it makes it fever? Or is it dirty on its own?"
In fact, Gret said more than that. When Master Hines went to a meeting with him, he saw Gret lying on the table, writing and painting, while muttering with grief:
"The monkeys on the river of Eternity...the monkeys eating crabs...there is nothing...they know what kind of monkey species is in the nearby jungle...If there is no specific pathogen...even if there isn't, at least give me a clean-grade monkey..."
"I'm not a confusing control system... Petrochemical technology, if you use petrochemical technology, how can you shave them..."
It was a mess, a mess. Finally, all the monkeys were forced to wash, shave their hair, cut their nails, and even brush their teeth.
After the end of a round of purge, every low-level mage collapsed outside the iron cage, looking at each other with the monkey lying in the iron cage, and no one wanted to move...
"I said, it seems like there is something I haven't done?"
"What else can I do? - I'm hungry, let's have a meal first!"
"By the way, I have to feed the monkey first!"
Bangbangbangbangbangbang, the large buckets of corn, pumpkin, fruit, and chopped chicken were carried into the animal room by the skeletons in groups, picked up the spoon, and gave each monkey a spoon in the bowl of food. The necromancers then breathed a sigh of relief and went out to have a meal:
"The tortillas... are still a little burnt..."
"Pumpkin puff..."
"Cactus fruit..."
"avocado……"
“Grilled chicken meatballs…”
"Crosted pancakes with cornmeal, pumpkin wrapped in, peas and chicken strips...the chili sauce is next to it, whoever wants to apply it to himself..."
"I feel like we eat the same food as monkeys? The most are the most, we eat cooked foods, and they eat raw foods?"
"No, monkeys can still not eat spicy food, we can't." A necromancer who was not used to the spicy taste in any case took a bite of the chicken meatballs, and was so spicy that the chili chips inside were so spicy that they burst into tears:
"Forcing people to eat spicy food is simply heresy... Who is cooking in the kitchen? I really want to make a meal with the cook!"
"Calm down, no one cooks here, it's all Taling who brings invisible servants to help. What you should ask is who taught Taling the recipes of these local dishes..."
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The young mages who were not qualified to decide on menus or even order dishes looked at each other. Although there was no mage tower in the institute, it was just "a building that was not built in a tower shape". The entire institute was still under the control of the tower spirit-
And the current control authority of Taling is sorry, it is in the hands of Master Hines.
"Even if his tongue is so blunt that it is close to the dead, and if he wants to eat something heavy, he still has to leave us some food...t_t..."
The necromancer who was so hot continued to complain with tears in his eyes. With a snap, he was slapped on the back of the head, and the team leader waved the mage's hand expressionlessly:
"Don't complain. After finishing your meal, go see the monkeys again - I feel that these monkeys will cause us countless troubles."
It's really troublesome. When the Necromancers hurriedly finished their lunch and returned to the animal room, they all frowned:
"Ahhhh-why don't these monkeys eat them!"
If Grett is here, he will tell them: the monkey is stressed.
Not to mention animals, even if they are caught for no reason, they will be caught for no reason, and they will be rigid all over and soaked in water with a strange smell. If they shave their hair, they will bow their heads toward the dark wall and tremble for three or five days.
It's better not to eat, at least not screaming, hitting the cage wall, scratching one by one, or vomiting blood for no reason to die.
The way necromancers deal with it is also very simple and crude:
Don't eat it, right?
Hunger technique!
I make you feel hungry, so hungry that you are crazy to see if you eat it!
What, don't eat it yet?
Dominate animals!
"Hu, huh... It's really hard to raise monkeys... We have to control our food, and we have to control our food if we don't know how to poop in the future..."
"Can you apply for a natural priest to do this job... raise animals, they are obviously good at... Why do you throw it on the head of the necromancer..."
"Shh!"
That level 10 natural priest, someone, would have long since he was willing to raise animals! The problem is that he would not have caught anyone else to do it! He was stuck in the core of the institute and refused to come out!
"By the way, who can comfort the monkeys? I'll give the monkeys a comforting technique!"
There are countless bumps and difficulties. In short, the animal breeding team dominated by necromancers finally successfully made the monkeys survive - and then they faced the next difficulty:
"Why don't these monkeys give birth to little monkeys?"
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