Chapter 21 Being Called Dad!(1/2)
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The scent of the conch bun is thick, and the water essence is blowing in the gentle breeze.
The gold hairpin is worn sideways to win the spring festival, and the hair will be red on the temples for a long time.
At this time, Yang Fan's mind went blank, except for such a poem.
Under Yang Fan's dull gaze, the woman turned her attention to Wu Zhao.
"younger sister……"
A voice like an oriole came out of the woman's mouth. Although it was only two short words, it made people feel the strong sisterly love.
He responded, and looking at Yang Fan who was looking at his sister with dull eyes, Wu Zhao suddenly became jealous.
Pulling his arm, a self-taught two-finger Zen technique worked wonders on the soft flesh.
After coming back to his senses, Yang Fan could only smile bitterly.
From ancient times to the present, every woman has mastered the magic of two-finger Zen without a teacher.
No matter what age women are, they are always jealous.
Yang Fan is so out of character because the woman in front of him is so charming!
It is no exaggeration to say that she has the beauty to captivate a country.
Even Yang Fan has countless beauties in a certain genre. Even if there are many beauties in Bangzi Country who have gone under the knife and gained beauty, none of them can compare with her.
This woman is like a fairy who has fallen from the mortal world. Perhaps only Wu Zhao can compare with her when she grows up.
However, Wu Zhao's attention was quickly diverted and he frowned.
"Sister, mother, you usually eat these things."
The yellowed vegetable leaves looked like they were picked up. How could she not feel sad eating something like this?
The woman reacted immediately and hurriedly hid the yellowed vegetable leaves behind her back, hesitating.
"No...I, I took it out and threw it away."
Looking at her evasive eyes and unconfident answers, anyone could tell at a glance that she was lying.
Wu Zhao did not expose it, but acted as if he had not discovered it.
"Then sister, throw it away quickly. I just bought some pheasants from the West Market with my husband. We will eat these today."
After entering the house, I found out that the woman's name was Wu Shun and she was Wu Zhao's sister.
Wu Shun is only eighteen years old and is already the mother of a two-year-old child.
However, now she is a widow.
I married Helan Anshi a few years ago. One year after the marriage, her husband passed away, and her husband's family kicked her mother and daughter out of the house on the grounds of being a husband.
Yang Fan looked at her a few more times in surprise, this time not because of her appearance, but because he wanted to see this woman who was given death by a wisp of white silk from Wu Zetian.
Never would I have imagined that in another time and space, the two people who are so deeply in love with each other as sisters would fight to the death for favor.
I can't help but sigh, although Tang Gaozong was not very capable, he had a really good eye for women.
Whether it is Wu Zhao or Wu Shun, they are both rare things in the world!
After the introduction, several women went to the kitchen, but Yang Fan had nothing to do and sat down in the main hall.
This will give you time to observe the layout of the house.
This house has only two entrances. In addition to a small courtyard in the front yard, it is the kitchen.
Entering behind is the main hall, which is divided into two small rooms, one for eating and the other for resting.
The house is made of earth and stone structures and looks quite period.
But it was kept clean and tidy.
"Goose……"
Suddenly I heard a cry.
I saw only one child, running out of the room with a bump on his butt. He stopped suddenly in front of Yang Fan and looked up at him eagerly.
This should be Wu Shun's two-year-old daughter Helan Minyue.
Looking at the cute little Douding, he bent down, took out the little white rabbit toffee and said, "Call me auntie, and I'll give you some candies."
Little Douding's eyes were shining brightly. He looked at Yang Fan and then at the little white rabbit toffee. His eyes were full of longing and his face was full of doubts.
She had eaten candy before. It was very sweet and delicious, but it was dark in appearance, completely different from what she saw now.
Seeing her doubts, he peeled off the paper and stuffed the little white rabbit toffee into little Doudin's tender mouth.
Suddenly, Little Douding was like a sleeping kitten, with his eyes narrowed and a look on his face.
The little mouth sucked hard from time to time. After a while, the little Douding who finished eating the candy showed his cute eyes again.
Yang Fan took out the toffee again and continued to seduce: "Be good, call me uncle and listen..."
But the cute "Daddy" almost made him collapse. Fortunately, no one else was there.
He secretly exclaimed, wiped the sweat that had not come out from his forehead, and handed the candy to him. He was really afraid of saying it again!
Besides, no matter what, aunt is also dad, so just call him.
There is strength in numbers, and soon Wu Zhao and others brought the prepared meals into the main hall.
Sitting on the couch, preparing to eat, something unexpected happened.
I saw Little Doudin sobbing, her two little arms flying wildly, leaning forward, holding her head high, twisting constantly, and sending out harsh sonic attacks at her mother.
"Don't eat, I want to eat candy."
Wu Shun smiled helplessly and could only use the trick of deceiving children.
"Okay, okay, mother will buy it for you after dinner."
"I want it now, Daddy has it!"
Little Douding pointed his hand, and it suddenly became a large social death scene.
There are three most embarrassing moments in life:
His crush on the goddess was revealed to the public; he was caught on the spot while moving his left and right hands in slow motion; and of course, he was called daddy in the end!
Wu Zhao raised his head and gave Yang Fan a complaining look, silently accusing Lang Jun of plotting against his sister right after he arrived.
Wu Shun quickly covered Xiao Douding's mouth, and Wu Shun's classically delicate melon blushed to the base of his ears.
Yang Fan touched his nose awkwardly, and Yang Fan also looked depressed. After all, he himself was also a victim.
He took out the little white rabbit toffee and told him what had just happened.
But who would believe this explanation?
It is the consensus of the world that children cannot lie. Only Yang showed a thoughtful look in his eyes.
After lunch, Sister Wu Shun was cleaning up the dishes and chatting about women's household chores.
In order to 'retaliate' against Xiao Douding, Yang Fan used his trump card and supervised that she could only eat sweets after eating chicken legs in the courtyard.
The big one and the small one compete with each other in a battle of wits and courage in the courtyard!
The two sisters whispered to each other and laughed like silver bells from time to time.
Seeing his sister looking at Yang Fan and Xiao Douding, Wu Shun couldn't help but smile softly, leaned into Wu Zhao's ear and said:
"I see that my brother-in-law likes children very much, so why don't my sister hurry up and get one too? My brother-in-law looks good and is strong, so I should be able to get pregnant soon."
Let me tell you, what this man wants is a strong body, and that is what we women can rely on throughout our lives.
Those handsome men with makeup and powder couldn't lift their shoulders or hands, and they were done in a few moments when they got to bed.
Wu Zhao suddenly blushed and was extremely embarrassed.
No matter how thoughtful and clever she is, she is no match for a woman.
She was so embarrassed that she rested her chin on her chest, lowered her head with her pretty face red, and didn't dare to speak or look at Yang Fan again.
Fortunately, Yang Fan didn't hear it, otherwise he would have lamented that women in the Tang Dynasty were indeed very open-minded.
Just after coaxing Little Douding to finish the chicken, the servants had already arrived outside the house in a carriage.
After all, it's about twenty miles from here to his residence in Chang'an City, so we can't walk there!
Seeing Xiao Douding hugging his thigh and crying and refusing to let go, Yang Fan was also a little reluctant to let go.
I just don’t know whether Xiao Douding doesn’t want to let go of herself or the little white rabbit toffee in her hand.
…
Sitting on the carriage, Wu Zhao leaned on Yang Fan's shoulder and sobbed softly. People who didn't know better thought it was the big bad wolf bullying the little white rabbit!
Yang Fan understands her mood!
They were originally the wives and young ladies of the Duke's palace, but now they are reduced to living in a dilapidated old house and eating picked-up vegetable leaves.
To be continued...