My name is Bed Bug Madfak Houlischet.

I am a glazed macaw, living on the ninth branch of the eighth tree on the 7th Street of the Egret Zoo and Plantation. I am unmarried and specialize in serving all kinds of beautiful girls and ladies. I have to work overtime until 8 pm every day before I can go home.

I don’t eat bugs, and I only try meats for a shallow taste. I go to bed on time at 9 o’clock in the evening and have to sleep for eight hours a day.

Before going to bed, I must look at the young lady's photos, and then dance to the photos for twenty minutes. I immediately fell asleep when I got on the tree and slept until dawn, and never left fatigue and stress until the next day.

The veterinarians say that I am normal, but I have some brain problems. Although I don’t know what it means, I should be praising me.

The above is the self-introduction of bed bugs.

It will say this when it encounters every female parrot, but unfortunately, no female parrot is willing to pay attention to it yet.

So when the bedbugs flew out of the ecological plantation as always and came to the dormitory with dense traffic to tease the young lady for some fun.

A little thing with a familiar fragrance suddenly flew over from the air above.

Well? This is the aroma of walnuts? Experts!

The bedbug didn't think about it, so she raised her neck and opened her mouth, and hung the thing accurately on her mouth.

After biting, the rich walnut fragrance spread in its mouth, so that the bedbug couldn't help but danced a weird dance with excitement.

Wait, who is throwing walnuts to me? Huh? That's it?

The next moment, the bedbug looked up and happened to see Jiang Yun waving to it in an open window on the third floor.

Ah, is this fool? He even knows to respect me as a walnut, and he doesn’t poke the needle or the needle.

When Jiang Yun found that the bedbug saw him and shook his head and expressed his like, he smiled and waved to it, indicating that the bedbug came here.

He was waving to me, do you think there are still walnuts? It's great.

Although the walnuts fed by the stinky man were not as delicious as those fed by the beautiful girl, the bed bugs still flew towards the windowsill on the third floor with their wings, giving the guy a chance to respect himself.

However, just as the bedbug flew into the window and landed on the window table, Jiang Yun immediately closed the window.

"Die virginity! Death virginity! You're fucking...Huh!"

Originally, the bedbug wanted to use a dead virgin to launch an inhumane personal attack on Jiang Yun as usual, but who knew that before he could speak halfway, his body immediately stiffened.

Because right in the middle of the room not far away, the violent aura emitted by the two ferocious beasts had deeply shocked them.

It felt like a little rabbit ran into the battle between two tigers. If it didn't scare her on the spot, it would have been properly controlled.

At this time, Su Yue saw Feng Lingyin still arguing against each other. Both of them were blushing and their usual image disappeared, so they didn't even react to the appearance of bed bugs.

If they were arguing with others, they would not show such a bad attitude no matter what.

But the one standing opposite was my childhood friend, Qingmei.

Therefore, when the two face each other, they will unconsciously return to the kind of heart they were in childhood... and feel like two little girls.

But even so, even if you are a childhood friend, you can't help but make noises occasionally, and even punch each other.

"You...you unreasonable guy!"

"You are! I am not as unreasonable as you!"

"Mmmmm!"

"Yeah, yeah!"

Seeing that Su Yue and Feng Lingyin's face were getting worse and worse, their hands were raised slightly unconsciously, just like the cowboy who was about to start the war, he gestured to pull out his gun.

Of course, the two of them were not trying to draw their guns, but were preparing to slap them in the face.

Slapping in the face is a popular entertainment event among ladies. Those who are good at this make people laugh and make jokes, which makes them very happy.

As the two of them raised their arms slightly, the tense atmosphere also rose to the peak.

Suddenly, Jiang Yun, who was standing aside, tried his best to calm himself down and carefully observed the actions of the two of them in order to lend a helping hand when it was most important.

Fortunately, that moment came soon.

"Bastard! You are shameless!"

"Damn it! You are shameless!"

Just as the two women finally spoke up, they raised their right hands at the same time and slapped each other's left face in a flash!

Generally speaking, the final outcome of this situation is to slap each other directly in the face, and then Su Yuejian and Feng Lingyin each covered their cheeks and glared at each other.

But Jiang Yun did not allow such a thing to happen. After all, he was reluctant to see two beautiful girls slapped in front of him.

But Jiang Yun couldn't go up and block it by himself, because he was also one of the fuses now, and if he went up and blocked it, it would only make the two of them even more angry.

What should I do? He doesn’t go up by himself, just let the fourth person intervene.

So at that moment, Jiang Yun transformed into a Pokémon trainer and threw out his companion to the battlefield.

Go! Bedbugs! Use head protection!

Before the bed bug could react, Jiang Yun had already thrown its body forward! It happened to be between the two women.

Bang!

Oh!

In an instant, two slender white and tender palms sucked on the bedbug's face and head, so that two different sounds were made.

Alas? This... this is... bed bug?

"Mammia! Sarilang! Help!"

After slapping this slap, Feng Lingyin and Su Yuejian were stunned unconsciously looking at the bed bug that was crying between the two, while flapping their wings while trying to run away.

It was not the first time it was beaten by Su Yuejian, nor the first time it was beaten by Fenglingyin, but it was the first time it was served by two beautiful girls.

After slapping this slap, it seemed like a sauce shop was opened. The salty, sour and spicy ones were all rolled out.

The bedbugs were both scared and scared, painful and frightened. A bunch of blue wings flew around the sky, and they shouted "Sarirang" and "Sarirang" while flying.

"Puff...puff hahaha!"

Such a funny scene made Su Yuejian and Feng Lingyin laugh for a moment.

In addition, the two of them had just slapped them, and their anger couldn't help but dissipate a lot, so that the eyes of their eyes that looked at each other softened a little.

Seeing that they did not continue to argue, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

He straightened his back and came to the two of them, and said in a refreshing tone, "That's right. If you have something to say, don't just move..."

"It's getting late, so let's go back and rest first. There will be equestrian classes in the afternoon, so it's not good to skip classes."

"Okay, I haven't ridden a horse for a long time. I lost to you three times in a row before. This time I must take advantage of my previous shame."

However, before he could finish his words, Su Yue and Feng Lingyin started chatting in front of Jiang Yun with a smile, and while chatting, he walked out the door in a tacit understanding.

Bang! As the door was closed forcefully from outside, only Jiang Yun and bedbugs were left in the room.

The originally hot battlefield suddenly became a battlefield in the void.

From the official outbreak of the quarrel and ending, the two women never paid attention to Jiang Yun, which also clearly expressed their attitude.

Good guy...you two have made up. After reconciliation, they will turn the guns and deal with me in unison, right?

After feeling the ignorance of the two women towards him, Jiang Yun couldn't help but sigh.

However, Jiang Yun had nothing to say about this, after all, he had something wrong, such as not being able to withstand temptation so much.

What's more, Jiang Yun was the one who took advantage of this incident in vain... Anyone who understands it understands it.

"Die virginity! Death virginity! I hate you to death! I hate you to death!"

The bedbugs in the sky were still hovering on the roof, circling and scolding Jiang Yun.

"...You can curse me anyway, but this time it's thanks to you."

Facing this savior bird, Jiang Yun first folded his hands and bowed to him slightly, and then took out a few walnuts for it to pack and take them away with cursing.

At this point, a farce between two women and one man has come to an end.

Although Su Yuejian and Feng Lingyin don’t pay attention to Jiang Yun for the time being, he happened to be happy to be idle.

However, this leisure time was not long.
Chapter completed!