Chapter 34 The Golden Ratio and the Food Healer
Being disgusted by death is a very lucky thing to say.
This situation mostly occurs in the protagonists in the novel.
Characters like the protagonist are born with a tough life. No matter what danger they encounter, they can survive in a desperate situation. They escape with their own "Lucky EX" panel.
And in this world, Su Yuejian thinks she is the absolute protagonist. After all, all her experiences in her life perfectly meet the protagonist's standards.
The most protagonist-like part is naturally... my life is so terrible.
"When I was five years old, I was kidnapped once. The kidnappers were tracked by the police in a car, and then fell off the cliff because of a moment of nervousness. All three kidnappers died, and only I was safe and sound."
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"And when I was six years old, someone installed a bomb in my room. The bomb blew the room into ruins, but a falling ceiling happened to be stuck in the wall to protect me, and I didn't even hurt my skin."
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"When I was seven years old, I was attacked by anti-government forces when I was traveling abroad. The enemy fired thousands of bullets into the room where I was staying, but none of them hit, and none of the others in the room were spared."
Before he knew it, Su Yue saw this woman lying on Jiang Yun's bed.
While leisurely raising his feet, he was telling his past events like a show-off.
In short, I am the so-called son of luck and the daughter of God. No matter how hard I struggle, I can't die, so I'm not afraid of you killing me... She is obviously expressing this meaning.
However, in Jiang Yun's opinion, in addition to being really strong in her life, she seems to be a natural broom star.
There is something wrong wherever you go, even if you go, even if you go, you have the style of a protagonist.
So after listening for a while, Jiang Yun couldn't help but say, "You are really an expert in making stories. It's a pity not to write a "Starting from the Young Lady" and please take off your shoes and don't rub them on my bed."
Because Su Yuejian was shaking her little feet wearing brown flat leather shoes while telling the story, Jiang Yun had to notice this.
This woman was just lying shamelessly on someone else's bed, and she was wearing shoes, which was not hygienic at all. Jiang Yun would have to continue to sleep later.
"Oh, what I said is the truth, there is no fabrication at all... and my hand was a little hurt by you just pulled it, which is inconvenient to move. Why don't you come and help me take it off?"
Speaking of this, an intriguing expression appeared on Su Yuejian's face, and then he turned his legs to Jiang Yun sitting beside the bed.
From an objective perspective, her actions are now very ambiguous.
Especially when Su Yue saw that she was still lying on the man's bed and the man was still sitting beside the bed, she felt a bit of "afterwards" or "before".
Moreover, Su Yuejian has a very good figure, especially when she stretched her legs sideways, her length and beauty made Jiang Yun stunned for a moment.
The height of 1.73 meters and the golden ratio of seven heads and half of her body makes her slender, straight, moist and even-smoothed legs look particularly graceful.
Such a pair of jade legs are gently wrapped in black pantyhose.
You can also see the skinny round ankles from the edges of the small leather shoes.
Such a beautiful scenery makes people feel imaginative and involuntary when they see these legs.
...Oh no, I can't stand it anymore.
When Jiang Yun saw these legs, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.
A long time ago, Jiang Yun had admitted shamelessly that he was a helpless uniform controller.
Uniforms can maximize the temptation of women and raise their beauty to the limit.
This pursuit of beauty is actually exactly the same as that of an artist.
Therefore, uniform control is equal to an artist, and Jiang Yun is a great artist.
Therefore, he had to admit that he liked Miss Su's legs wearing a student uniform skirt and black pantyhose.
But no matter how much I like it, Jiang Yun still had to say "no" when facing Su Yue's obvious provocative behavior at this time.
Just kidding, how could I help an unfamiliar beautiful girl take off her shoes? That would be too shameless.
Thinking of this the next second, Jiang Yun unconsciously reached out and held Su Yuejian's slender ankle.
When he saw this scene and felt the touch on his feet, Su Yuejian couldn't help but smile in his heart.
Oh? This guy isn't really going to help me take off my shoes, right? Hehe, I can't tell, he is even more...hehee!
But before Miss Su finished laughing in her heart, the man held her slender ankle and pulled it to the side, pulling it down from the bed in a not-rough but very tough attitude!
Thump! The next second, Su Yue sat down on the ground with her butt.
The scattered skirt wrapped around her perky buttocks and had an intimate contact with the carpet below.
The shaking buttock waves look wonderful, proving that someone's buttocks are indeed very elastic. Slapping them a few slaps will definitely make you feel great, making people unconsciously want to hit her until she cries.
"Since you are unwilling to take off your shoes properly, then sit on the ground."
"...You are quite ungraceful to ladies, you must be a virgin."
After being thrown to the ground, Su Yuejian was not angry, but tidied up her skirt and sat down directly on the spot. Her posture seemed to be like the carpet being the throne of her queen.
After being attacked by a personal attack again, Jiang Yun replied angrily: "I may be kind to other women, but I definitely don't treat you, nor will I. Is there any virginity to provoke you?"
"So it's true... Forget it, let's talk about the main business first."
"As a serious matter? Does it mean that you intend to use those self-written and directed videos to threaten me despicablely? It's very right, just as well as you."
"I'm not planning to threaten you, I just hope to negotiate a cooperation with you, so I just got a few more weights."
"Cooperate, what do you want to work with me? Do you drug someone?"
When Jiang Yun heard Su Yuejian's request to cooperate with him, he replied in a sarcastic tone.
However, the woman really nodded, which was unbelievable.
"That's right, you're very smart." Her tone was very serious at this time, and she had no intention of joking at all.
"...Are you serious? Find me a cook? Give me a drug to someone?"
"The correct description is that you are a chef who can give medicine to people... Have you heard of the 'food doctor'?"
As he was talking, a word suddenly popped up in Su Yuejian's mouth that few people now know.
Of course, Jiang Yun naturally knew this word because it was closely related to him.
It is said that the earliest record of "food doctor" appeared in the "Chou Li. Tianguan. Food Medicine" nearly three thousand years ago.
Food doctor, the six foods of the king, six drinks, six meals, hundreds of shame, hundreds of sauces, and eight treasures. The job is to mix dietary materials, shoulder the task of using food instead of medicine, nourishing the body, and prolonging the emperor's life.
However, although this is recorded in history books, this record is not entirely true.
Because in the record, a very important task of the profession of "food doctor" is missed when working, that is... murder.
Yes, Jiang Yun clearly knows that "food medicine" is not just a profession that uses food instead of medicine, which makes people healthy.
Just as there is light, there is shadow, a good pharmacist must be a good pharmacist, and this principle applies to chefs.
Depending on the preparation materials and dosage, medicinal materials can save people or kill people, and food can also do this.
Kill people silently, and eliminate enemies from cups and cups.
This is the biggest reason why food doctors have served the emperor for many years in history, because this profession is really powerful and easy to use.
Chapter completed!